^ For me it's a bowl of cherios. Wut bout u flud
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Juss stuck my dick in a cherry pie lol merry Christmas to who ever eats that filthy pie haha
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Car door
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Pillow Time!!!!!
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My dad? [spoiler]please no man[/spoiler]
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Animal cuts
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I have a wall, a satanic trident thing. This could get interesting...
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Yay!!! My wife. If she'll let me :-P
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Yay!!! My wife. If she'll let me :-P
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The christmas tree...
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My great uncle. Dem sexy 87 year olds
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A champagne bottle :|
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My toilet ;)
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My mother-in-law...
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A chair [spoiler]I'm breaking this bitches leg ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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A lamp. Hehe that turns me on ehhhh ehhhh get it ehhhh
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My younger brother ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Toilet paper roll.
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That would be illegal lol
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I'm 12 and what is this?
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But do fish even have vaginas?
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Nothing [spoiler]Forever alone[/spoiler]
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Well looks like it'll be incest with my 5 year old sister... That's pretty -blam!-ed up
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Paper shredder [spoiler]o gawd[/spoiler]
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Blender, OH GOD!!!
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I'm taking a shit right now so.............