Just as the title says, the Christmas Noob Onslaught is fast approaching. What will you do with your first experience with a Christmas Noob? Will you be nice? Or Naughty? Maybe show them your Shiny exotic and tell them you got it from grinding in on the earth patrol? Or maybe tell them you'll show them how to get to level 30? Just curious as too how each and every one of you plan to deal with the Onslaught that is noob.