There were these 2 girls in front of me, probably about 18 or 19. They has nice asses. It was one of these asses that you just want to squeeze, but when you do, the next thing you know you're in a jail cell, but then you think "all well" because you won anyways. Mmmmmmmmmm
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Cool. Did you tell them that or just stand there like a chump and giggle like a dweeb? Go ahead, lie. Just make it good.