[quote]you're in a box with no windows and no doors, and all in there with you is a table and a mirror ..... How do you get out?[/quote]
Stop looking in the mirror. The mirror reflection is the box.
[quote]How do you make a barrel lighter that you can see?[/quote]
Knock a hole in it!
[quote]I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?[/quote]
Air
[quote]Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.[/quote]
This one is a play on words. "There are only three words in [b]the English language.[/b]" The third word is "language." There are only two words in English that end in GRY.
[quote]I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be.[/quote]
"Few"
Now for mine...
* What has four wheels and flies?
* When is a door not a door?
* A big moron and a little moron were sitting on a bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?
* Why do police lieutenants wear belts?
* Why did the dead baby cross the road?
And my favorite of that series:
* There is a thing that nothing is, and yet it has a name. It's sometimes tall and sometimes short, joins our talks and joins our sport, and plays at every game.
Guess these and you win the fair-day goose.
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