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12/22/2014 7:11:45 AM
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Post your best pickup lines!
The title says it all. I'll start:
Are you wearing space pants? Cause that booty is out of this world!
Post away!
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7 RepliesFrom 1 to America how free are you next weekend.
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Me: "Do you have a pen I could borrow?" Her: "Why yes, here you go." Me: *act like it's out of ink* "Um, this pen is out of ink." *hand the pen back to her* Her: "Strange, it's a brand new pen." Me: "Well, try and write your phone number here." [spoiler]may cause instant blowjob[/spoiler]
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Hey baby are you an angel, because I'm allergic to feathers
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I'm gonna make you some breakfast. Omelette you suck this d!ck
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Aye girl, you like dragons? Cuz I'll be dragon these balls across yo face later!
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2 RepliesI just say "wanna go out some time?" I usually get a 60/30/10 split of these three answers: Yes/No/I'm already seeing someone
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Me: hay girl I have voices in my head. Brain: it true I'm his wing man.
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What's the time? [spoiler]the convo usually ends there[/spoiler]
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Do you like Tapes and CD's ? Because imma tape this dick to your forehead so you can CD's nuts. [spoiler]i don't know why I enjoy this pick up line so much lol[/spoiler]
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Did you fall from heaven? Cause, so did satan
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My dick just died, mind if I bury it in your arse?
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Hey "runs for the hills in terror"
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Imagine that your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg was Christmas [spoiler]can I visit you between the holidays?[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDid it hurt......... [spoiler]When you fell from Heaven?[/spoiler] [spoiler]'Cause your face is all messed up.[/spoiler]
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*put skittles in mouth* Do you want to taste the rainbow?
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My dick died, can i bury it in your asshole?
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I think you're beautiful and I would be honored to provide you subsistence for the night [spoiler]And by subsistence, I don't mean dick, you pervs[/spoiler]
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Can you check your pockets cuz I think you stole my heart.
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Are you a magician? Cause alaca-DAYUM.
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1 ReplyDid you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. This one was bad, and i should feel bad.
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Are you a candle? Cause I want to blow you ;) [spoiler]*licks lips creepily*[/spoiler]
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Miaou
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1 ReplyI here you can pick up chicks in a tank. Wanna see if it's true?
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3 RepliesEdited by Masshole: 12/27/2014 3:11:54 AMDamn. Where some of these; -Are you from Tennessee because have sex with me Or -Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry Show me your tits Whatever, this is my signature; *walks up to girl with nervousness* Roses are blue Violets are green Look over there! *runs away because line sucks* Gets them all day, every day.
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2 RepliesI see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could totally be drinking whole if you wanted to.
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3 RepliesGo up to a girl, stand near her, but don't acknowledge her yet. And then after a few seconds, let's say twenty to thirty seconds or so you go, "HERRRGABERRRGADERRR!" Or something equivalent. And then when she looks at you funny, be like, "[i]Sup[/i]".
