>be me >playing Reach >BTB >Get Wraith >Kid on my team has Plasma Pistol >"Oh, your Wraith isn't Emp'd? Well I'll just have fix that".jpg >Disabled my Wraith 9001 times >tries to jump in front of main turret >opponent with plasma launcher sticks him 4 times >lol >basically the rest of the match is the kid hunting me for the Wraith >always dies before he can get near me >2 minutes remaining >abandon Wraith >he Jumps in >I stand on turret >betrayed immediately >????? >boot him >messages me >voice clip of him squealing like a piglet >GG

>be me >Playing Dragon Ball: Raging Blast 2 >Gets in a game with a noob >Noob gets recked by me >still be me, Using my most OP character >Called a hacker >Noob rematches and begs for me to use another character >Uses my least OP character >beats noob anyway >noob rage quits

>be me >gets into match on halo reach >gets the sniper rifle >yesssss.png >gets two kills >teammate punches me to death > takes sniper >tea bags me >aw hell the fjuck no!.gif >respawns >puts on troll face >proceed to kill mr. Dickbiscuit 18 times during the match >rages over mic cause he can't get any kills >sends me angry message >win face

>play minecraft >build awesome house 10/10 >its made of wood >12y/o American kid joins >calls me homo >insults my looks/family/friends/pets/country >tries to set fire to muy house >MLG fireman <]:{-¦-< Random Mexican >i kill his dog and horse >hes pissed m8 >goes full retard >i kill him >4 times >he insults me with gusto >i discover the joys of TNT all over his little house >calls me homo >leaves >me = >:D

Myself I am the worst person I've ever met in an online game.

>be me >playing Advanced Warfare hardcore SnD >we're losing 2 to 5 >noobs on the other team plant the bomb >they kill everyone but me and a randy >randy kills the entire team >bomb timer about to blow >thisplaceabouttoblow.jpeg >quickly runs to bomb and starts defusing >5 seconds left before the bomb nukes us to oblivion >cut the red wire or the white???? >gets team killed by randy >mfw the randy killed me to get the points for defusing the bomb >mfw the bomb exploded before he could defuse it >mfw we lost the match because tard randy wanted to be the hero

>Be me >I masturbate

There was a guy in Reach spamming Banshee bombs and flips, like they always do. So I got in the Scorpion tank and shot him out of the sky. He then messaged me saying that I was a pussy for using the tank and that his flip / banshee bomb spamming took skill to do.

Gamesager was a friend of a friend. He is an asshat who uses his teammates as pawns and acts tough beating up on casual people in public games.

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>be me >get on destiny >fine epic raid team on forums >start raid.gif >5 of them can't parkour, scrubs >12 hours later >1st time i doe everyone yells at me >boot them offline lul >1v1 me one of them said >proceed to take out my super gey advice and rek him >nub gets out >i did it mom

*I forgot the name of the game* >be me >playing dayz like game >spawn in and see person >heart jumps out, people usually are jerks >he cool, we form a group to work together >killing zombies like bosses >see some dude >teammate goes to say hi, I go to scavenge >hear gunshot >goddamit.mov >walk outside, no weapons out, showing I mean no harm >dude kills me as soon I start typing what does he want me to give him- dude was obviously a raider >ragequit

>be me >playing BF3 CQ on firestorm >420 shreking other team with squadmate in Heli >get hit by stinger >need repairs >land heli >420repairit.jpg >teammates appear out of nowhere >steal heli >wtfman.jpg >fig teammate in stolen heli crashes >faqubishudeservedit

I was playing Halo 4 on Ragnarok. There was 50 seconds left, and I told my friend that I could hack that banshee, blow up the mantis guarding there base, get there flag, and capture it before the time was up. He said sure and said he'd give me a twenty if I could pull it off. Jack the banshee, fly to mantis and jump out boarding it and planting a grenade, get the flag, run back to base. Right when I'm about to score it some random guy on my team kills me with a mongoose and we ended up losing.

VERBATIM!!!

> Be me. (Bestest) > Defend me base in GTA > Kid comes up to me base gunsablazin > Rekt em > Lawl at him > Bounty > Lawl get my two friends to protect me > He comes at me in da passive mode > Trick him into think I list me guard > Rekt em > Lawl > He's 0-14 > gets his tank and 3 friends vs 2 friends & me > Tank kabloon via no ricket launcher > his friend gets a lucky snipe on me > they go 1-1, 2-14, (1-6 on me) they run > Proceed to message me "get rekt scrub"

Last year, I was playing Starcraft 2 ranked matchmaking. I found a match against this guy who was a higher rank than me. I thought to myself "Oh great, here we go. I'm gonna lose so badly." The match started and everything was going smooth. He then sends his first attack force to my base while I was still building my army. I managed to win this battle even though I was outnumbered. He didn't manage his units right because they were getting blasted by my Siege Tank that I had. Some time goes by and he sends another attack force. I had more units this time and I had no trouble killing his force. Keep in mind that I still haven't attacked his base yet. He then types this in the chat: "You're just a f[b]u[/b]cking pussy." These types of responses kept going on for the whole game. I never replied to him. It had been awhile since he attacked my base so I wondered what he was doing this whole time. I had a whole army of ground units built and upgraded ready to attack his base and go in for the win. I scanned his base and his entrance to his base had around 50 Siege Tanks covering it. What that means if I would have went in with my ground units, they would have gotten destroyed in seconds. When I scanned his base I noticed that he barely had any AA defense protecting his tanks. I immediately started to build Banshees. Banshees are a flying unit that does extremely well against all ground units and can also go invisible, making them even more deadly. I built around 20 Banshees secretely without him knowing. He typed one last "You're a f[b]u[/b]cking pussy" response right before I was going to attack. My ground army was outside his base, a safe distance away from his tanks. I go in with the Banshees and blow the shit out of everything in sight and destroyed about 40 of his tanks. He had 1 Missile Turret to defend against my Banshees but that was annihilated immediately. I move my ground army in to take care of the rest and he left the game giving me the victory. I sent a PM to him saying "Were you saying something?" and I never got a response back after that. I saved the replay of that game.

>Be me >Dark Souls >Forest Hunter Covenant >having a great time with PvP >is finally on even ground after leveling >invades ganker >noproblem.jpg >shoots host until he runs out of Estus >back stabbed by white phantom I didn't see >'What is it' emote >okay, so what I lost >Dark Souls matches me with same people >and again >and again >wtf Dark Souls >repeated stunlock >host doesn't even have skill There might be other experiences, I just don't remember

>Be me >Lose a game >Obviously got hacked by opponents >Send angry messages >They call me nub Like wtf foreal