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First I would buy a personal pan pizza. Then I would stuff it into a chicken. Then I'd cover it in bananas. [i]Then[/i] I would freeze the whole thing. Then I'd go skydiving, and once everyone else but me had jumped, I would take out the pilot and fly the plane into the skydivers before they could fly out of the way. Then I would stuff the chocolate pizza chicken into their bodies, and stuff each body in the next. Then I would watch Netflix for hours. I eat lots of ice cream. Yum! Then I would die.