Children, we gather in the tiding war of impending destruction. The Anti-Floodian breed haunts us at our gates waiting for their prophets of fire to come. On the coming dawn of the rising of the Anti-Floodian our God, Flod and his son Floodus will give is golden armor to fight the Great War of Floodian against the heretic filth of the Desticle kind. My children, spoke the word of Flod, come into my arms and I shall empower you to fight the prophet of filth. They will fight against us with demons but we will stand our ground with the help of the Flod, Floodus, & the army of Floodgels in his almighty power. When the war is broken upon us brothers and sisters we will be ready to fight this heracy and push back the Desticle Prophet even before he can even reach our holy gates with his demonic filth. Now, speaks Flod, my children, let us bring the war of Filth against holy Flood to them! And we shall win this prophecy for the generations of Floodians to come, so that they will pass the victory to their children's children! Old Times Floodian 2:50, 7:6

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