Well you guys its December 21st and its officially been 2 years since the world ended because the Mayans predicted it.
The world was shook with the biggest earthquakes ever recorded, mainly the West coast of the US. The Yellowstone Super-Volcano asploded and destroyed everything in its path for thousands of miles. Other Volcanoes around the world exploded, also destroying everything in their paths. The areas not affected by these other devastating events were washed away by 30,000ft tidal waves.
So I ask, where were you on that tragic day?
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>be me >at home >something like a week before watching 2012 >boredom kills me >decide to go to the park >hear "oh my lawd, we all gunna dai!" >could've sworn I heard Ch33f in teh background >hear parents say "heh. Look at these kids. Heh heh. >ten minutes later >meteorite hits the park >parents b lik "oh lawdy, kill it with fiar!" >shockwave tosses me 50 feet in the air >superman >"what in the actual -blam!-" >super man catches meh >he then tosses me up into the air >in space >"how am I still alive?" >falls >*down on right thumbstick, up on left thumbstick* >it's not working >oh fak >will smith, Wat r u doin hurr? >"Ur teh fresh prince of belair The end. [spoiler]I went full retard.[/spoiler]