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Edited by Dirty Synth 002:
12/20/2014 12:19:51 AM
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I ordered a FleshLight...
So, I ordered a fleshlight Monday (4 days ago), and I was supposed to get it friday but the they messed up and I have to wait until Monday to pick it up. Well, I was supposed to go over and visit the family. We were going to leave this Saturday, but my Sister was also going to come along but doesn't know if she will be able to stay until Christmas because of her shitty mexican taco truck owner boss boss man dude guy. So if she could come, my mother and father could go over to see the family and I could drive there once I got my rubber vagina in the mail. If my sister can't come, then my family has to wait on my vagina.
What should I do?
[spoiler]By the way, I bought a FleshLight.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesMeanwhile if a girl buys a dildo it's the most normal unremarkable thing in the world. It's not my thing and I can't say I'd buy one myself, but no need to condemn the man for it it's his life. [spoiler]it's the closest 95% of you will get to a vagina anyway[/spoiler]
