Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like THE CRYPTARCH, my ENGRAM DECODER, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there in THE TOWER with all the other STINGY CRYPTARCHS and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him..... what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah!!!! Holy shit!!!! Where's the Tylenol?!!!