My high school had a half-day today and I purposefully made sure my mom didn't know about it. She's out shopping now but I want to scare her when she gets home. I can't ask her when she's getting home because that would be too suspicious, but I need ideas. So, Flood, how my going to scare my mom?
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Have you not seen 'Home Alone'?
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Kill yourself. That'll get her.