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Edited by Techno: 12/16/2014 4:48:45 AM
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The story of my first fight

>Be me >Be insecure homeless kid >Meet blonde Mexican kid >Get bullied by blonde Mexican kid >Be flirting with the ladies one day >Juan Pablo kicks me in my really big penis >Grab the border jumper by his faggy hair >Repeatedly slam Juan's head into steel pole >Teacher uses PMS attack on me >Oh shit.jpeg >Beaner gets eye disorder >He can never stop blinking >Says he's going to beat the shit out of me >Social Security makes me move in with my Dad because homeless Mom >Dad lives in Wisconsin >Much win

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  • Edited by pastafarian : 12/16/2014 8:55:49 PM
    >be me thinking I'm baddest person in catholic highschool >can spot wannabe ghetto kids(no you go to a catholic school foreeeal) >go to lunch >hear black friend with Spanish friend >"Spanish people can't say wigga" >say "yeah we can wiiiigggaahh" >don't acknowledge how bad you stressed the aaaahhhh at the end >get punch in shoulder >hesjustplayingcausewerefriendsohstahpit.exe >punched in mouth >waitwtfjusthappened.exe >go home grasp what happened >street cred at -80 m8 >run imnobitchdog.exe >go to lunch next day >hes_in_my_sights.jpg >wait till bell rings and everyone gets up >nervously execute first punch >completely miss face >execute more punches >target acquired >people going crazy all around us >notice waiting till bell to get away with it was never gonna play out >decide to go true bird to show who's the real alpha >get on top of table >everyone cheering >this be john cena? >scream I'll knock you the -blam!- out >balls-established.mpeg >get called down by excitedly interested teacher >tell war story on way to principal >only get sent home for the day >racist rumor for the rest of year >oh right during Zimmerman dilemma.... >oddly enough become good friends again with person fought next year

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