I haven't had anything worse than stepping on a nail since I'm cautious
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>be dumb teenage me >climb huge tree for a dare >lil stick breaks on tree >ohshit.fuk >stick falls to ground >holding on breach for dear life >sweaty hand slips >Falling down >land on a stick >get a splinter >ohfukdapainiskillingme.jgp >explain near death experience on interwebs