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12/15/2014 12:37:11 AM
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Once my ex girlfriend and I were having sex.. She was wild that day.. Like a lot.. Anyway she rode me pretty hard hurting my balls when they would slap on her ass.. Then she sucked waaay to hard on one of my balls and it swelled up so bad I couldn't stand up without feeling I got kicked in the balls... Words of advice ladies: don't suck and pull as hard as you can when you're turned on, our balls are still balls
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Oh God ball torture to the extreme...
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Edited by ZOOM: 12/15/2014 12:44:20 AMIt was fine at first.. You know it was wild and good and later throughout the day it was fine. But then when I woke up the next day, I got up to go to the bathroom and as soon as I finished peeing and washing my hands I just felt a shock wave of pain and limped back to bed
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Damn..how many hours did you spend in bed? lol
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I spent 2 days at home recovering... Didn't dare go to the doctors that would have been embarrassing.. "what seems to be the problem? " "uh my left nut hurts because my girlfriend and I were having sex and she sucked on my nut too hard" *awkward silence *
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Don't worry, there have been worse lol. No matter how embarrassing it is, if you think you might wanna get it checked out, get it checked out, better safe than sorry.
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Yeah I was thinking about it, but I did research and all I needed was some ice for the swelling thank god.. If it was worse and it hindered my ability to have children then hell yeah I would've gone
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Damn, I'm glad there was not any permanent damage, not being able to create your own children would be torture.
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Yeah I was glad too... Always wanted to build a family.. Guess I'm old fashioned
