Clearly mars is meant for PlayStation, we have both of our exclusive strikes on mars, so Xbox users STAY OFF. This is just scratching the surface of why is ours I mean think about it.
Mercury Venus earth mars = 4 planets
PlayStation ps2 ps3 ps4 = 4 consoles
Mars is the God of war
PlayStation won the console wars
Mars is the focus of possible planets to inhabit
PlayStation will be played on that planet
Mars is red which has 3 characters
Ps4 AND ps3 have 3 characters
EVEN DESTINY 3 classes
Six subclasses which divided by two (the number of destiny playable PlayStation consoles) IS 3!!!!!
And if I haven't convinced you yet then I'm sure this will.
Mars is a planet
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Play_net
PlayStation_net
PlayStation_network
BOOM!
[quote]No wonder its so easy for the ghost to hack everything on that planet.[/quote]
The above burn was brought to you by ArisenMold
By popular consensus: illuminati confirmed
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[quote]Here
The current holder of this document will agree to the terms of this contract.
1. All Xbox users are to stay away from Mars and all of it's loot.
2. All Playstation users must stay away from earth and all it's loot.
3. Neither of these groups will start a war in conquest of the other planet.
4.whether PS users want to smoke some spin metal or Xbox users want to sniff some relic iron, all groups will have to trade items in orbit. Never do they land on either planets.
5. No Hawkmoons are ever to be found on earth. Or any other PS exclusive. If they are found we can not guaranty their return.
6. If either breach the contract they will have to spend five hours alone with Phogoth... On
'Hard 'mode. Better bring your lube.
By signing this contract you henceforth agree to never breach this contract, if breached refer to #6. Punishment will be given at the slightest breach of contract.
Xbox users sign here:
PlayStation user sign here:[/quote]
The above is the treaty giving the earth to Xbox users, it has been made clear to me by caboose that while mars is PlayStations domain earth is theirs. Please be civil and take a moment to sign.
[spoiler]i feel the need to put some truth in this post because some replies are getting aggressive.
In no way am I actually saying PlayStation is better than Xbox. My console wars jab was too inside for people to understand.
[b]PlayStation out sold Xbox on release, they won. Xbox still fights, that's an insurgency.[/b]
Also in no way am I serious about any of these vastly moronic theories, please take a second to re-read them if you actually thought I was.
Lastly I feel a year long exclusive, as a ps4 player, is way too long. One to two months is all an timed exclusivity deal should be.
Now please to everyone who was about to, don't take this post seriously in the least.[/spoiler]
Can't say when exactly but thought I'd check, so let's just call it even from this edit on 12/15 12:40 est.
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Y'all some trendy mother -blam!-ers.
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God damn trolls I swear
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And i care why?
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So much nonsense in this, has revealed the true essence of life. We must see to it that bungie enforces this treaty at the start of each copy of destiny played for the first time. As an Xbox user, I will uphold this treaty, as long as this segregation will not cripple the unity of the Guardians.
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As an xbox user, this made me laugh. 11/10
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And you're still alive because?
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HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!
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It's a mat, where you jump...(wait for it)... To conclusions!
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Can I just go there for the first mission? I love capping glimmer in 30 minutes. I promise I won't go there for anything else!
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Edited by UKimport2000: 12/15/2014 5:41:46 AMSigned Lol does nobody read #'s
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Sure man you can have the lifeless desert planet.
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where do i sign so i can smuggle on earth and mars
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Okay then us Xbox players will take Earth, The Moon, Venus, and The Reef... Done deal right there
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Do you play Destiny on PlayStation 2 or 5?? Because I'm pretty sure Destiny is only playable on 2 PlayStation consoles. Your argument is invalid!
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What a waste of a post lmao
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Literally the most funny post I've read on this message board!
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Destiny 4 confirmed
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I was about to question you, then I read. Illumenatee cunfermed..
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Oh crap, ghost lizard squad confirmed
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Do something better with your life.
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Edited by sillly: 12/15/2014 4:46:18 AMLol I love the Mars is a planet to playstation thing.
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#nolifeloser #takingvideogamestoseriously
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The treaty is so funny.
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And im still here on my xbox farming on mars because its a planet for all.
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Get a life?
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Edited by Trando: 12/15/2014 4:26:54 AMMan that's extensive... That's the longest most detailed -blam!- satire post I've ever seen... [url=http://media2.giphy.com/media/b9aScKLxdv0Y0/giphy.gif]bravo sir, bravo[/url]
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[quote]Clearly mars is meant for PlayStation, we have both of our exclusive strikes on mars, so Xbox users STAY OFF. This is just scratching the surface of why is ours I mean think about it. Mercury Venus earth mars = 4 planets PlayStation ps2 ps3 ps4 = 4 consoles Mars is the God of war PlayStation won the console wars Mars is the focus of possible planets to inhabit PlayStation will be played on that planet Mars is red which has 3 characters Ps4 AND ps3 have 3 characters EVEN DESTINY 3 classes Six subclasses which divided by two (the number of destiny playable PlayStation consoles) IS 3!!!!! And if I haven't convinced you yet then I'm sure this will. Mars is a planet pla_net Play_net PlayStation_net PlayStation_network BOOM! [quote]No wonder its so easy for the ghost to hack everything on that planet.[/quote] The above burn was brought to you by ArisenMold By popular consensus: illuminati confirmed . . [quote]Here The current holder of this document will agree to the terms of this contract. 1. All Xbox users are to stay away from Mars and all of it's loot. 2. All Playstation users must stay away from earth and all it's loot. 3. Neither of these groups will start a war in conquest of the other planet. 4.whether PS users want to smoke some spin metal or Xbox users want to sniff some relic iron, all groups will have to trade items in orbit. Never do they land on either planets. 5. No Hawkmoons are ever to be found on earth. Or any other PS exclusive. If they are found we can not guaranty their return. 6. If either breach the contract they will have to spend five hours alone with Phogoth... On 'Hard 'mode. Better bring your lube. By signing this contract you henceforth agree to never breach this contract, if breached refer to #6. Punishment will be given at the slightest breach of contract. Xbox users sign here: PlayStation user sign here:[/quote] The above is the treaty giving the earth to Xbox users, it has been made clear to me by caboose that while mars is PlayStations domain earth is theirs. Please be civil and take a moment to sign.[/quote] I'm reading this dumb post as I am walking home from working all day. Get a job!