Clearly mars is meant for PlayStation, we have both of our exclusive strikes on mars, so Xbox users STAY OFF. This is just scratching the surface of why is ours I mean think about it.
Mercury Venus earth mars = 4 planets
PlayStation ps2 ps3 ps4 = 4 consoles
Mars is the God of war
PlayStation won the console wars
Mars is the focus of possible planets to inhabit
PlayStation will be played on that planet
Mars is red which has 3 characters
Ps4 AND ps3 have 3 characters
EVEN DESTINY 3 classes
Six subclasses which divided by two (the number of destiny playable PlayStation consoles) IS 3!!!!!
And if I haven't convinced you yet then I'm sure this will.
Mars is a planet
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BOOM!
[quote]No wonder its so easy for the ghost to hack everything on that planet.[/quote]
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By popular consensus: illuminati confirmed
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[quote]Here
The current holder of this document will agree to the terms of this contract.
1. All Xbox users are to stay away from Mars and all of it's loot.
2. All Playstation users must stay away from earth and all it's loot.
3. Neither of these groups will start a war in conquest of the other planet.
4.whether PS users want to smoke some spin metal or Xbox users want to sniff some relic iron, all groups will have to trade items in orbit. Never do they land on either planets.
5. No Hawkmoons are ever to be found on earth. Or any other PS exclusive. If they are found we can not guaranty their return.
6. If either breach the contract they will have to spend five hours alone with Phogoth... On
'Hard 'mode. Better bring your lube.
By signing this contract you henceforth agree to never breach this contract, if breached refer to #6. Punishment will be given at the slightest breach of contract.
Xbox users sign here:
PlayStation user sign here:[/quote]
The above is the treaty giving the earth to Xbox users, it has been made clear to me by caboose that while mars is PlayStations domain earth is theirs. Please be civil and take a moment to sign.
[spoiler]i feel the need to put some truth in this post because some replies are getting aggressive.
In no way am I actually saying PlayStation is better than Xbox. My console wars jab was too inside for people to understand.
[b]PlayStation out sold Xbox on release, they won. Xbox still fights, that's an insurgency.[/b]
Also in no way am I serious about any of these vastly moronic theories, please take a second to re-read them if you actually thought I was.
Lastly I feel a year long exclusive, as a ps4 player, is way too long. One to two months is all an timed exclusivity deal should be.
Now please to everyone who was about to, don't take this post seriously in the least.[/spoiler]
Can't say when exactly but thought I'd check, so let's just call it even from this edit on 12/15 12:40 est.
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Y'all some trendy mother -blam!-ers.
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id rather have a Wii then a PS4...
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Places a message on the ground. "Pointless victory"
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You are one of those playstation people that are too immersed into a PoS console that has free membership with mediocre exclusives besides destiny. How many times has the play station networks got Ddos and hacked and how many times has Microsoft been Ddossed?
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Why do Xboxers even have Destiny?
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Also that contract basically bans you from ever going to the Tower again.
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Wow you playstation fanboys have alot of time on your hands.
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PS has won a few battles but so far this new gen Xbox is taking the lead in the war.
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Clearly ps fanboys need to hop off this dick. Loser.
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We don't need those extra strikes. We killed those guys before the game released. Easy peasy.
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Sony has a 79% chance of going bankrupt
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Put down the pipe mannnnnn. Lol
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You sir Are an idiot
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Edited by IAMHusar: 12/15/2014 9:33:18 AMLOOOOL Mars = god of war "God of War" (the game) = PS exclusive PS.I'm on Xbox
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*Drops onto mars and loads Thorn* Try and stop me!
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Oh no, someone I don't know insulted my piece of retail electronic hardware, what shall I do???
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It's cool. Xbox users will stay off Mars as long as PS users stay off Bungie games. They were ours long before they were yours.
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But xbox players are more skilled....so we just kill all the playstation players and take mars back.
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Good, PS fanboys can stay on mars while xbox users have the best planets. Mars is honestly the worst planet in the whole game. At least it will be easy for PS users to be entertained. It's not a secret that PS users are gay and you know what happens when thousands of gay men end up on a planet alone. Have fun.... BTW it's a joke, I'm not homophobic.
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How can some people not see this is a joke?
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I dont mind i hate Mars
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I have Crota on my side. Don't think I wont pop over as many times as I want and loot everything.
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and what else melts in your mouth?! m&m's that's right! and not in your hands
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this is hella truu 🙌
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Destiny [b]Illuminati Confirmed.[/b]
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I would sign it but as a member of a server you can't even get into I'll just team up with te vex and screw the damn planet up
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God damn trolls I swear