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Edited by AnonPig: 12/15/2014 5:42:43 PM
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Xboxers need to stay off mars yo

Clearly mars is meant for PlayStation, we have both of our exclusive strikes on mars, so Xbox users STAY OFF. This is just scratching the surface of why is ours I mean think about it. Mercury Venus earth mars = 4 planets PlayStation ps2 ps3 ps4 = 4 consoles Mars is the God of war PlayStation won the console wars Mars is the focus of possible planets to inhabit PlayStation will be played on that planet Mars is red which has 3 characters Ps4 AND ps3 have 3 characters EVEN DESTINY 3 classes Six subclasses which divided by two (the number of destiny playable PlayStation consoles) IS 3!!!!! And if I haven't convinced you yet then I'm sure this will. Mars is a planet pla_net Play_net PlayStation_net PlayStation_network BOOM! [quote]No wonder its so easy for the ghost to hack everything on that planet.[/quote] The above burn was brought to you by ArisenMold By popular consensus: illuminati confirmed . . [quote]Here The current holder of this document will agree to the terms of this contract. 1. All Xbox users are to stay away from Mars and all of it's loot. 2. All Playstation users must stay away from earth and all it's loot. 3. Neither of these groups will start a war in conquest of the other planet. 4.whether PS users want to smoke some spin metal or Xbox users want to sniff some relic iron, all groups will have to trade items in orbit. Never do they land on either planets. 5. No Hawkmoons are ever to be found on earth. Or any other PS exclusive. If they are found we can not guaranty their return. 6. If either breach the contract they will have to spend five hours alone with Phogoth... On 'Hard 'mode. Better bring your lube. By signing this contract you henceforth agree to never breach this contract, if breached refer to #6. Punishment will be given at the slightest breach of contract. Xbox users sign here: PlayStation user sign here:[/quote] The above is the treaty giving the earth to Xbox users, it has been made clear to me by caboose that while mars is PlayStations domain earth is theirs. Please be civil and take a moment to sign. [spoiler]i feel the need to put some truth in this post because some replies are getting aggressive. In no way am I actually saying PlayStation is better than Xbox. My console wars jab was too inside for people to understand. [b]PlayStation out sold Xbox on release, they won. Xbox still fights, that's an insurgency.[/b] Also in no way am I serious about any of these vastly moronic theories, please take a second to re-read them if you actually thought I was. Lastly I feel a year long exclusive, as a ps4 player, is way too long. One to two months is all an timed exclusivity deal should be. Now please to everyone who was about to, don't take this post seriously in the least.[/spoiler] Can't say when exactly but thought I'd check, so let's just call it even from this edit on 12/15 12:40 est. I. I I.I.I V.VVVV Y'all some trendy mother -blam!-ers.

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  • Xbox has BETTER players!

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    • Edited by KidSixXx: 12/15/2014 1:09:01 PM
      Genius post. People attacking this guy obviously did not read the spoiler. Attention span is the first casualty of the internet.

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      • Half life 3 confirmed

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        • Satire is fun to read

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        • This bloke clearly doesn't have a job, any friends or a life

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        • We already gave up the moon! We thought it would keep you away from Earth. -xboxing Guardian-

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        • Got Hawkmoon from Firebase Delphi, hurray. [spoiler]#satire can still rile people up lol[/spoiler]

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        • Xbox user here. This shit was funny yo [spoiler]lawl[/spoiler]

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        • Oh my god that hacking burn had me laughing for a while.

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        • Edited by WhatThePig13: 12/15/2014 5:37:52 AM
          Mars is red which has 3 letters Ps3 and ps4 have 3 letters 3+3=6+6 subclasses=12 Shelves rhymes with twelve Shelves hold things Mars holds things Mars holds the cabal and the vex Cabal has 5 letters and vex has 3 5-3=2 2 rhymes with moo Cows moo Cows have 6 udders Humans have 0 udders 6+0=6 12-6=6 Six has three letters There are three points on a triangle Triangles The triangle represents the illuminati 10 letters in illuminati and 8 in triangle 10+8=18 Eighteen is a number Number has 6 letters there are LOTS of numbers lots has 4 letters 4+6=10*18=180 There are 180 degrees in a triangle Does this mean that both of the exclusive strikes for ps3 and ps4 that are on mars are there because of the illuminati LETS FIND OUT strike has 6 letters 6 Strike rhymes with nike a company well known for shoes Nike has 4 letters 4 Shoes have nothing to do with this 4+6=10 Ten Ten rhymes with hen Hens are chickens Chickens have two wings and two legs 2/2=1 the illuminati has one eye Eye has three letters There are three sides on a triangle There are three points on a triangle PLAYSTATION EXCLUSIVE MARS STRIKES ARE THERE BECAUSE OF ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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          • I know you're only winding people up but Xbox One started to outsell PS4 this month.

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            • You can't tell me what to do. *sets foot on mars* Your exclusives are timed exclusives... you are not going to have it to your selves for long. Also, lets keep this clear: Playstation 4 is cheaper and available in all countries on launch. Xbox One was more expensive and covered only half, if not slightly more, of the countries Playstation did at launch. Now Xbox One is cheaper AND every other country can buy it now. If you are going to compare... get your facts straight BEFORE you start claiming superiority. I would also like to remind everyone that when the consoles came out, the world was going through slight economical issues. More especifically the consumers were having issues. The low price was what made the decision for MOST of the buyers... not the system. Additionally the Xbox One had a lot of ground to keep up with considering their fiasco with their new policies.

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            • Not exclusive just time sensitive. Bungie didn't want to hurt your feelings for buying a pos PS and so they let you play with the toy first. Just for fun ps4 3 characters same as ass which shit comes out of Play station Playing station Playing in a station Playing with penis in a station Ps4... There are four holes to fill Sony 4 characters... Four Asian holes to fill Ps4 in forth place behind Xbox 1, Xbox 360, Xbox Need any more proof?

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              • Xbox one is smashing play station right now in sales and better games so uh yea you look like an ass

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                • Playstation deff did not win the console wars. If you check RIGHT NOW Xbox one is in the lead. You fail and your whole existence is meaningless.

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                  • Hahahaha actually cracked me up. Nice write up haha

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                  • Mars is a shit hole anyway keep it

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                  • Sony is doing a good job using you consumers to pull them out of the huge debt they are in. Wait till next year when all they can do is afford Indie games. Then all the playstation players can cry some more about xbox exclusives. I don't wanna be that guy who contributes to mindless console wars, but the author of this article is clearly an idiot troll with too much time on his hands. He also managed to piss me off, but oh well....he will get his.

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                  • God of war all depicted by men, not going there. To many swinging dicks. Venus another name for a womens hoohaa, im going to venus to find a hoohaa.

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                  • You must be the most stupid human ever to be born

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                  • It's PS owners like you, that make PS owners like me look bad.....

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                  • Sure, I'm fine with it. BUT Luna is part of Terra. The Hive resides on Luna. Therefore PS users are not allowed to set any foot on Luna as well, nor do anything related to Crota. Any CE DLC Exotics, Weapons, Armour or Missions is Xbox Exclusive. The Tower also is Earth territory. No PS Users may ever return to the Tower. You have 24 hours to clear out your Vault.

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                  • Edited by Moonlit Guardian M45: 12/15/2014 10:27:00 AM
                    people say destiny is -blam!- SO ? the psn is -blam!- ? OK

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                  • half life 3 confirmed

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                  • Choke on a ball sack.

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                  • id rather have a Wii then a PS4...

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