Clearly mars is meant for PlayStation, we have both of our exclusive strikes on mars, so Xbox users STAY OFF. This is just scratching the surface of why is ours I mean think about it.
Mercury Venus earth mars = 4 planets
PlayStation ps2 ps3 ps4 = 4 consoles
Mars is the God of war
PlayStation won the console wars
Mars is the focus of possible planets to inhabit
PlayStation will be played on that planet
Mars is red which has 3 characters
Ps4 AND ps3 have 3 characters
EVEN DESTINY 3 classes
Six subclasses which divided by two (the number of destiny playable PlayStation consoles) IS 3!!!!!
And if I haven't convinced you yet then I'm sure this will.
Mars is a planet
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BOOM!
[quote]No wonder its so easy for the ghost to hack everything on that planet.[/quote]
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[quote]Here
The current holder of this document will agree to the terms of this contract.
1. All Xbox users are to stay away from Mars and all of it's loot.
2. All Playstation users must stay away from earth and all it's loot.
3. Neither of these groups will start a war in conquest of the other planet.
4.whether PS users want to smoke some spin metal or Xbox users want to sniff some relic iron, all groups will have to trade items in orbit. Never do they land on either planets.
5. No Hawkmoons are ever to be found on earth. Or any other PS exclusive. If they are found we can not guaranty their return.
6. If either breach the contract they will have to spend five hours alone with Phogoth... On
'Hard 'mode. Better bring your lube.
By signing this contract you henceforth agree to never breach this contract, if breached refer to #6. Punishment will be given at the slightest breach of contract.
Xbox users sign here:
PlayStation user sign here:[/quote]
The above is the treaty giving the earth to Xbox users, it has been made clear to me by caboose that while mars is PlayStations domain earth is theirs. Please be civil and take a moment to sign.
[spoiler]i feel the need to put some truth in this post because some replies are getting aggressive.
In no way am I actually saying PlayStation is better than Xbox. My console wars jab was too inside for people to understand.
[b]PlayStation out sold Xbox on release, they won. Xbox still fights, that's an insurgency.[/b]
Also in no way am I serious about any of these vastly moronic theories, please take a second to re-read them if you actually thought I was.
Lastly I feel a year long exclusive, as a ps4 player, is way too long. One to two months is all an timed exclusivity deal should be.
Now please to everyone who was about to, don't take this post seriously in the least.[/spoiler]
Can't say when exactly but thought I'd check, so let's just call it even from this edit on 12/15 12:40 est.
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Y'all some trendy mother -blam!-ers.
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I get the hack joke lol cuz play stations fire walls and servers are sooo easy to hack
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You can keep Mars. It blows.
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Pretty funny dude. It's unfortunate that you have to make a post explaining this was a joke. Some of these people are just awful.
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Microsoft, 9 characters Sony, 4 characters Proof that Xbox players have more character than playstation players... Unless you look at the name of the... consoles... then... -Blam- [spoiler]Fun thread. Crazy how the venom spews from such a goofy freaking post. Cheers. I own both old gen consoles and will soon own both next gen. Solution to console wars: get more money. Buy both. Problem solved :D[/spoiler]
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Moon has 4 letters Xbox is 4 letters Get off my moon! #satire
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Lol let me help you out here friend Nintendo(family gaming) Sony(casual gaming/blu ray time with your other) Microsoft(competitive gaming) I'm not dissing playstation by any means I love mine I only use it for when it's Netflix night with my gf. Either that or to play ps exclusive games like the upcoming final fantasy. But I take my gaming seriously which is why I pay yearly for my Xbox live better servers/quality of matchmaking. Well at least IMO.
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Edited by Axe Of Lead: 12/15/2014 3:37:33 PMAcknowledged, submitted, and ignored. Thnx and have a nice day.
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I'm on the moon rarly on earth and I've only been on Mars for campaign Do you also realize the tower is on earth
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Deluded.....
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You'd better hope that your treaty doesn't have as money holes in it as Sony's online security.
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PS1,2,3,4 XBOX, 360, One Less systems, better quality Winner??? Xbox
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You sir have to be the most retarded person on all of these fourms becuase we need to go to mars for story dumbass
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Sony made two playstation's in the lifetime of the Xbox 360 just to try and keep up with them. I do not think the situation is that the playstation is better then the Xbox, more of a competition to keep up. Playstation did not win the console war. As for the three character's, check this one out... 360 XB1 The conclusion is plain and simple. Read it, digest it and weeeeep...
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Lol this made me laugh that some idiot would waste there life posting this about console wars. Must have no life lol go back to your hole dude
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Luv it
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Suck my ass
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Oooh great theory, Illuminati confirmed...
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bad troll is still bad, not even funny
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#satire
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Shut up fanboy
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Xp could you be any stupider cp
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Everyone is now more stupid then they were before reading this. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on you're soul.
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Lol fine, you PS users can have Mars and we'll take Earth. No tower for you!!!
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These posts were never funny
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Xbox has BETTER players!