Clearly mars is meant for PlayStation, we have both of our exclusive strikes on mars, so Xbox users STAY OFF. This is just scratching the surface of why is ours I mean think about it.
Mercury Venus earth mars = 4 planets
PlayStation ps2 ps3 ps4 = 4 consoles
Mars is the God of war
PlayStation won the console wars
Mars is the focus of possible planets to inhabit
PlayStation will be played on that planet
Mars is red which has 3 characters
Ps4 AND ps3 have 3 characters
EVEN DESTINY 3 classes
Six subclasses which divided by two (the number of destiny playable PlayStation consoles) IS 3!!!!!
And if I haven't convinced you yet then I'm sure this will.
Mars is a planet
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[quote]No wonder its so easy for the ghost to hack everything on that planet.[/quote]
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By popular consensus: illuminati confirmed
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[quote]Here
The current holder of this document will agree to the terms of this contract.
1. All Xbox users are to stay away from Mars and all of it's loot.
2. All Playstation users must stay away from earth and all it's loot.
3. Neither of these groups will start a war in conquest of the other planet.
4.whether PS users want to smoke some spin metal or Xbox users want to sniff some relic iron, all groups will have to trade items in orbit. Never do they land on either planets.
5. No Hawkmoons are ever to be found on earth. Or any other PS exclusive. If they are found we can not guaranty their return.
6. If either breach the contract they will have to spend five hours alone with Phogoth... On
'Hard 'mode. Better bring your lube.
By signing this contract you henceforth agree to never breach this contract, if breached refer to #6. Punishment will be given at the slightest breach of contract.
Xbox users sign here:
PlayStation user sign here:[/quote]
The above is the treaty giving the earth to Xbox users, it has been made clear to me by caboose that while mars is PlayStations domain earth is theirs. Please be civil and take a moment to sign.
[spoiler]i feel the need to put some truth in this post because some replies are getting aggressive.
In no way am I actually saying PlayStation is better than Xbox. My console wars jab was too inside for people to understand.
[b]PlayStation out sold Xbox on release, they won. Xbox still fights, that's an insurgency.[/b]
Also in no way am I serious about any of these vastly moronic theories, please take a second to re-read them if you actually thought I was.
Lastly I feel a year long exclusive, as a ps4 player, is way too long. One to two months is all an timed exclusivity deal should be.
Now please to everyone who was about to, don't take this post seriously in the least.[/spoiler]
Can't say when exactly but thought I'd check, so let's just call it even from this edit on 12/15 12:40 est.
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Y'all some trendy mother -blam!-ers.
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Looks like someone got out of the play pen.
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PS4 >>>> XB1 I feel so horribly sorry for anyone dumb enough to own an Xbox smh lol you poor bastards... Bow to us superior gamers!!!
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Playstation blows anyway u got the exclusives cause everyone feels sorry for playstation lol
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Interesting you had so much time to compose this? PSN down again???
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You sir are a -blam!-
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Stay off Mars and go back to your Cracks of Uranus.
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What if I told you the "console war" doesnt exist but retards like you believe in it for the sheer fact if corporate greed and marketing.
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Can't be mad at this post. Its so dumb, that its funny!
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This makes me want to go to mars and just sit
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Who even buys a playstation like seriously?? Taccy pieces of shit if you ask me
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Suck a dick ps4 scum
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"Mars is God of War. Playstation won the console war." Why did you not mention the fact that God of War is an exclusive PS franchise? Like the strikes?
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Mars is an anagram for arms. Earth is an anagram for hater. Arms= fallen, which Mars is the only planet they're not on. Hater= psn fan. Xbox one is better confirmed.
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I always on Mars. Partying with the cabal.
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I bet the multitude of dicks you eat come with exclusive content.
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Edited by James: 12/15/2014 9:10:41 PMNumbers = illuminati
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Illuminati confirmed
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I dont like mars anyway Keep it. :'(
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Mars = circle Circle = 360 360 = Xbox 360 I play on ps3 to lol
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As a Hunter, I can't promise I won't get some of that sweet sweet spinmetal directly from the source
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I'm a PS4 owner, Mars is the worst planet and the Cabal are the worst enemies.
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Well you also got some "exclusive" yellow teeth. Your entire bases of playstation being an ideal console for gaming, is the exclusive content it has for destiny. Truth is. Xbox and PS are the same -blam!-ing thing at the end of the day.
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You can have Mars, cabal are the noobiest enemy, fitting for PSN.
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Mars is like a gay bar. For that reason alone, I'll go farm Venus. And when your beloved DLC comes out, have fun farming Uranus.
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Edited by Banned n3rd: 12/15/2014 3:41:46 PM>Mars has no tower >Mars has no raid >Mars has no Fallen >Mars gains nothing from expansions You can have Mars. We don't care. [spoiler]Nice trolling, though. I give it a 10/10[/spoiler]
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This is not right. As an Xbox owner I demand equal treatment. I will not stand for this. People of Xbox we must go to mars to protest. We shall dance in the buried city and loot all the chests!