Clearly mars is meant for PlayStation, we have both of our exclusive strikes on mars, so Xbox users STAY OFF. This is just scratching the surface of why is ours I mean think about it.
Mercury Venus earth mars = 4 planets
PlayStation ps2 ps3 ps4 = 4 consoles
Mars is the God of war
PlayStation won the console wars
Mars is the focus of possible planets to inhabit
PlayStation will be played on that planet
Mars is red which has 3 characters
Ps4 AND ps3 have 3 characters
EVEN DESTINY 3 classes
Six subclasses which divided by two (the number of destiny playable PlayStation consoles) IS 3!!!!!
And if I haven't convinced you yet then I'm sure this will.
Mars is a planet
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[quote]No wonder its so easy for the ghost to hack everything on that planet.[/quote]
The above burn was brought to you by ArisenMold
By popular consensus: illuminati confirmed
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[quote]Here
The current holder of this document will agree to the terms of this contract.
1. All Xbox users are to stay away from Mars and all of it's loot.
2. All Playstation users must stay away from earth and all it's loot.
3. Neither of these groups will start a war in conquest of the other planet.
4.whether PS users want to smoke some spin metal or Xbox users want to sniff some relic iron, all groups will have to trade items in orbit. Never do they land on either planets.
5. No Hawkmoons are ever to be found on earth. Or any other PS exclusive. If they are found we can not guaranty their return.
6. If either breach the contract they will have to spend five hours alone with Phogoth... On
'Hard 'mode. Better bring your lube.
By signing this contract you henceforth agree to never breach this contract, if breached refer to #6. Punishment will be given at the slightest breach of contract.
Xbox users sign here:
PlayStation user sign here:[/quote]
The above is the treaty giving the earth to Xbox users, it has been made clear to me by caboose that while mars is PlayStations domain earth is theirs. Please be civil and take a moment to sign.
[spoiler]i feel the need to put some truth in this post because some replies are getting aggressive.
In no way am I actually saying PlayStation is better than Xbox. My console wars jab was too inside for people to understand.
[b]PlayStation out sold Xbox on release, they won. Xbox still fights, that's an insurgency.[/b]
Also in no way am I serious about any of these vastly moronic theories, please take a second to re-read them if you actually thought I was.
Lastly I feel a year long exclusive, as a ps4 player, is way too long. One to two months is all an timed exclusivity deal should be.
Now please to everyone who was about to, don't take this post seriously in the least.[/spoiler]
Can't say when exactly but thought I'd check, so let's just call it even from this edit on 12/15 12:40 est.
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Y'all some trendy mother -blam!-ers.
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Doesn't Mars mean a call to Arms? Therefore all guardians are required to go to Mars and take up Arms, irrelevant of their ship of choice. [spoiler]This forum post was decrypted by a junior Cryptarch.[/spoiler]
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We'll you can have them cuz those strikes suck anyways lol
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Read the OP's satire tag people. Funny stuff man. I'm Xbox loyal, but got a good laugh out of this. Worst part is all that makes sense. Definitively the Destiny Illuminati at work here. All in all though, keep your cabal. Stupid goombas annoy me.
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Even with the #satire tag on it this thread still sucks...
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The console war is not over my friend... And if microsoft keeps it up we will win.
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I just love how much of a 12 year old you are.
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Wow major fanboy here
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"Playstation won console wars" Ah shit man thats a good joke there, made me laugh
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A www cute then we get to own earth,Venus,and the moon
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Edited by MrDrDolphin: 12/14/2014 6:57:44 PMIlluminati cum-firm-D
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xbox will get half life 3 exclusive with a Joanna Dark cameo *yawn*
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A lot of people seem to have missed the #satire
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XB1... 3 characters...
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youre a -blam!-boy
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Can't do it sorry
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Illuminati confirmed
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Lol even if u were serious id be okay with that I hate Mars lol
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Edited by E1iteS1ayerz: 12/14/2014 5:15:47 PMNo more console wars pls. [spoiler]ik it's satire... But still, not everybody likes to read[/spoiler]
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Illuminati confirmed. [spoiler]haha jk, good post[/spoiler]
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If it's in my game on my xbox I'm gonna play it... Playstation users won't even pop up on an xbox mars so why would we have to stay off it makes no sense I actually don't get into all that childish consol war bs but I hope all people from playstation aren't as dumb as you are
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He never said mars has three characters he said the color red doeas
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Illuminati.
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Oh my! You have thoroughly convinced me to stay off Mars, looks like I'm not getting Super Good Advice
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Mars is the worst planet. You can keep it...
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Lol funny post
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you lost me at "Mars has 3 characters" Mars is 4 characters, and if you thought it was plural, that's hilarious