Clearly mars is meant for PlayStation, we have both of our exclusive strikes on mars, so Xbox users STAY OFF. This is just scratching the surface of why is ours I mean think about it.
Mercury Venus earth mars = 4 planets
PlayStation ps2 ps3 ps4 = 4 consoles
Mars is the God of war
PlayStation won the console wars
Mars is the focus of possible planets to inhabit
PlayStation will be played on that planet
Mars is red which has 3 characters
Ps4 AND ps3 have 3 characters
EVEN DESTINY 3 classes
Six subclasses which divided by two (the number of destiny playable PlayStation consoles) IS 3!!!!!
And if I haven't convinced you yet then I'm sure this will.
Mars is a planet
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BOOM!
[quote]No wonder its so easy for the ghost to hack everything on that planet.[/quote]
The above burn was brought to you by ArisenMold
By popular consensus: illuminati confirmed
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[quote]Here
The current holder of this document will agree to the terms of this contract.
1. All Xbox users are to stay away from Mars and all of it's loot.
2. All Playstation users must stay away from earth and all it's loot.
3. Neither of these groups will start a war in conquest of the other planet.
4.whether PS users want to smoke some spin metal or Xbox users want to sniff some relic iron, all groups will have to trade items in orbit. Never do they land on either planets.
5. No Hawkmoons are ever to be found on earth. Or any other PS exclusive. If they are found we can not guaranty their return.
6. If either breach the contract they will have to spend five hours alone with Phogoth... On
'Hard 'mode. Better bring your lube.
By signing this contract you henceforth agree to never breach this contract, if breached refer to #6. Punishment will be given at the slightest breach of contract.
Xbox users sign here:
PlayStation user sign here:[/quote]
The above is the treaty giving the earth to Xbox users, it has been made clear to me by caboose that while mars is PlayStations domain earth is theirs. Please be civil and take a moment to sign.
[spoiler]i feel the need to put some truth in this post because some replies are getting aggressive.
In no way am I actually saying PlayStation is better than Xbox. My console wars jab was too inside for people to understand.
[b]PlayStation out sold Xbox on release, they won. Xbox still fights, that's an insurgency.[/b]
Also in no way am I serious about any of these vastly moronic theories, please take a second to re-read them if you actually thought I was.
Lastly I feel a year long exclusive, as a ps4 player, is way too long. One to two months is all an timed exclusivity deal should be.
Now please to everyone who was about to, don't take this post seriously in the least.[/spoiler]
Can't say when exactly but thought I'd check, so let's just call it even from this edit on 12/15 12:40 est.
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Y'all some trendy mother -blam!-ers.
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Idk if you could call that a burn..
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Wow so your telling I should stay a Mars even if it in my game which I speed my hard earn money on the Xbox I spent 600$ on, hear yourself real quick you sound stupid now sick to your Ps4 and play the -blam!-ing for god sack
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Illuminati confirmed
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Edited by MajorMartian: 12/15/2014 1:32:27 AMThree... -PS4 has 3 letters and everything else said above points to three -PS4 is a half-[u]A$$[/u] console A$$ has [u]3[/u] letters PS4 users have no [u]LIFE[/u] So by substituting the "life" back in with those 3 letters from before we get... HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED ON PS4
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Pass the shit!!!!
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Mars has 4 letters. So does XBOX Mars is red. So is Xbox's red ring of death! Playstation had 11 letters. So does "gay and proud"
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Stay off our turf scrubs!
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Soooo Obama does work for the government?
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[quote]Quaid, I need you to get your ass to mars.[/quote]
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Sad that you took time out of your day to do this.
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I thought trolling was cleverly tricking someone into getting angry not making it so obvious that they just laugh at you
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The stupidity of this post
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Mind is blown
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Illuminati confirmed.
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Just gonna say Xbox One sold more than the PS4 during Black Friday. Xbone has more players too.
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*goes to mars* *reads #satire* *disappointed I couldn't piss you off*
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We know you enjoy blowing Sony. We just don't give a shit.
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#satire is for kids
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yo we all know the Wii U won the console wars
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Stupid on so many levels
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Mars looks like crap. You can keep it.
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I don't think the 11 year olds Playstation is catering to will be able to follow your logic.
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This post needs a spoiler. I've been cheated!
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This is hella funny
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Well bitch
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Why is this post hidden?