Clearly mars is meant for PlayStation, we have both of our exclusive strikes on mars, so Xbox users STAY OFF. This is just scratching the surface of why is ours I mean think about it.
Mercury Venus earth mars = 4 planets
PlayStation ps2 ps3 ps4 = 4 consoles
Mars is the God of war
PlayStation won the console wars
Mars is the focus of possible planets to inhabit
PlayStation will be played on that planet
Mars is red which has 3 characters
Ps4 AND ps3 have 3 characters
EVEN DESTINY 3 classes
Six subclasses which divided by two (the number of destiny playable PlayStation consoles) IS 3!!!!!
And if I haven't convinced you yet then I'm sure this will.
Mars is a planet
pla_net
Play_net
PlayStation_net
PlayStation_network
BOOM!
[quote]No wonder its so easy for the ghost to hack everything on that planet.[/quote]
The above burn was brought to you by ArisenMold
By popular consensus: illuminati confirmed
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[quote]Here
The current holder of this document will agree to the terms of this contract.
1. All Xbox users are to stay away from Mars and all of it's loot.
2. All Playstation users must stay away from earth and all it's loot.
3. Neither of these groups will start a war in conquest of the other planet.
4.whether PS users want to smoke some spin metal or Xbox users want to sniff some relic iron, all groups will have to trade items in orbit. Never do they land on either planets.
5. No Hawkmoons are ever to be found on earth. Or any other PS exclusive. If they are found we can not guaranty their return.
6. If either breach the contract they will have to spend five hours alone with Phogoth... On
'Hard 'mode. Better bring your lube.
By signing this contract you henceforth agree to never breach this contract, if breached refer to #6. Punishment will be given at the slightest breach of contract.
Xbox users sign here:
PlayStation user sign here:[/quote]
The above is the treaty giving the earth to Xbox users, it has been made clear to me by caboose that while mars is PlayStations domain earth is theirs. Please be civil and take a moment to sign.
[spoiler]i feel the need to put some truth in this post because some replies are getting aggressive.
In no way am I actually saying PlayStation is better than Xbox. My console wars jab was too inside for people to understand.
[b]PlayStation out sold Xbox on release, they won. Xbox still fights, that's an insurgency.[/b]
Also in no way am I serious about any of these vastly moronic theories, please take a second to re-read them if you actually thought I was.
Lastly I feel a year long exclusive, as a ps4 player, is way too long. One to two months is all an timed exclusivity deal should be.
Now please to everyone who was about to, don't take this post seriously in the least.[/spoiler]
Can't say when exactly but thought I'd check, so let's just call it even from this edit on 12/15 12:40 est.
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Y'all some trendy mother -blam!-ers.
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Not another one of you PS is better than xbox people.
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I'd me more likely to believe this story if you could spell better than a pre-schooler.
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Mind destroyed Xbone user.
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Lol I wish I didn't have to go to mars for relic iron. T.T
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This is a great post. I love seeing outrageous reactions to stuff like this.
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Edited by TheGuyNamedAngel: 12/15/2014 2:16:40 AM#satire [spoiler]LOL[/spoiler] [spoiler]GOOD JOB!!![/spoiler]
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lol You can have mars. I hate those cabal assholes.
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Playstation is master race converting over the holidays
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so sad though that psn still sucks (said soely to piss off the OP and his sad attempt at console war promoting and hatred) *slowcaps
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You are the reason everyone is so stupid shit like this is just retarded
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Mars is gay any ways
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But wait! PSers have to stay off of earth. Earth has 5 letters Xbox is four plus one is 5. Earth is round, so is the Xbox symbol. It's got grass on it, grass is green, what else is green? Xbox symbol's X or mountain dew. Don't believe? Xbox one, earth is the first planet. First=one Rasputin is hard to hack, Xbox is harder to hack than Playstation. Rasputin is encountered on earth. Xbox has Xbox Gold membership, first gold chests are on earth. There are five gold chests, like I said Xbox plus one is five.
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I heard that Xb1 recently outsold PS4 in america, soooo...
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No wait, it goes further. Mars is 4 characters long (counting the s) PlayStation what? PlayStation [u]4[/u]. PlayStation 4 is 12 characters long (not counting _'s). 6 guardians have 12 legs in total. 6 guardians are a raid fire team. Cabal raid confirmed.
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Omg i'm dying help xD
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Lmao. This made my day. You sir know humor very well!
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Your absolutly right.... [spoiler]and they shouldnt be allowed anywhere else[/spoiler] [spoiler]haha joking i dont care, unless this wasnt a troll post... then this kid has problems lol[/spoiler]
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Batman: Ok, so what do we know about the crime, Robin? Robin: Well, the commissioner said they found the body in the fountain. Batman: And what else do we find in a fountain, Robin. Robin: Why, water Batman. Batman: Precisely, Robin. And where does water come from? Robin: The sea! Wait, you mean... Batman: Yes Robin. The sea... 'C' for Catwoman!
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Half life 3 confirmed
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Hard to fight that logic... fine ill stay off you guys turf. But that's all you get I don't want to hear anything else
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Edited by SirSlime: 12/15/2014 1:39:07 AMI love my PlayStation. If you go into the buried city there is a place. Hold triangle and you find a folder called password.
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Illuminati confirmed.
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Anal seepage
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Riddle me this Earth has [u]one[/u] moon Xbox [u]one[/u] Xboxers control earth Your move satan
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Idk if you could call that a burn..