I haven't had anything worse than stepping on a nail since I'm cautious
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Fell off of something and spiral fractured my leg from knee to ankle, never been the same since
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Got my hand cut open. Needed 24 stitches.
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Doctors Applying the numbing incorrectly on my ear prior to surgery. Felt the whole thing. Broken ribs also hurt a ton.
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I had an ingrown toe nail on my big toe and I had to have it cut out (or something like that). Before the procedure was done they had to use an anesthetic so I don't feel them cutting it out and burning it after. Well the anesthetic didn't work and I had to -blam!-ing feel the whole thing down too the cut and the burn and the doctor just ignored my screams after awhile. It was either that or when I broke my tibula, fibula, and my growth plate when I was playing baseball and -blam!-ed up sliding home.
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Getting hit. In the balls. With a lacrosse ball. That was going 80 miles an hour. And I had a cup on.
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Playing dark below the lack of everything is painful
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I was laying down in my yard and one of my 'friends' (If I should even call him that) ran at me while my eyes were closed and kicked me full force in the balls and then dropped a 15 pound Rock on my stomach. Needless to say I beat the everliving crap out of him after I recovered from the pain (not a full recovery just enough to stand up.) And put him in a sleeper hold til he passed out.[spoiler]he is no longer my friend.[/spoiler]
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Breaking my leg. It was tibia and fibula. I got ran over by a parade float celebrating spirit week in my hometown and it happened the night before our week 10 football game. I couldn't play at that game or in the playoffs the next week. And yes I broke both of them at once, I had 4000 pounds roll over my lower leg ankle area.
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My ex girlfriend having sex with a guy i dislike right next to me on the couch and she thought i was sleep.
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Hit by a car going 40 mph while waiting to cross the street, and landing in a ditch. Funny part of the story is that I had forgotten to put my belt on before going out, so my pants flew off.
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Having my appendix rupture I almost died
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Worst was I leaned into the wall when going about 15 mph on a ride. Longest lasting was when I had just gotten surgery on my dick. So it's a tie between those.
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Either breaking my right pinky toe (I've done it twice. The same way. At the same place. In the same spot.) or sliding along a diving board and scraping my knee open.
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Shot 40+ times by 12 people with paintball guns at about 10 feet away... i was only wearing a game of thrones t-shirt and warm up pants. More then half broke skin..
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Burned
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Once my ex girlfriend and I were having sex.. She was wild that day.. Like a lot.. Anyway she rode me pretty hard hurting my balls when they would slap on her ass.. Then she sucked waaay to hard on one of my balls and it swelled up so bad I couldn't stand up without feeling I got kicked in the balls... Words of advice ladies: don't suck and pull as hard as you can when you're turned on, our balls are still balls
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Unknowingly break my hand when I fell down and tried to get back up by pushing up with my hands.
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Kidney stone at work in the bathroom.
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When my bro picked me up on his back but dropped me back first on the concrete i was 7 so to me it was like dying
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Sliding around at 10 yrs old, and my big toe slid under my living room entertainment center. Lost 2/3 of my nail that day...
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eating a fresh ghost pepper i bet that is what it feels like to swallow glass and lemon juice with a lava chaser
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My gf is very paranoid so she wears a -blam!-x but usually takes it out when she gets home. One time she forgot and we were fooling around. I will never forget that day. Atleast it allows me to pull my penis out at parties and say "do you want to know how I got these scars?" Always good for a laugh.
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Watermelon in anus
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I fell off the couch once, it was pretty serious, the pillow I landed on was firm
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Kidney stone. I was not able to contain myself.
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Having my leg surgically removed and my arm too then having my stump drilled to input wires connected to ma nerve system... [spoiler]gr8 b8 m8 rate 8/8?[/spoiler]