I haven't had anything worse than stepping on a nail since I'm cautious
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Breaking several of my fingers and letting my buddy "fix it because it's only dislocated" [spoiler]he didn't fix it[/spoiler]
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Taking a dump after eating spicy burritos
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Migraines. Nothing worst than 5 hours of severe head pains, vomiting, and blindness. I started hitting my head against the wall to try to get rid of the pain.
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Spartan II augmentations
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Accidentally stabbing myself with a carving knife. Still have a hole in my hand...
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dropped my phone on my toe.
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Stabbed in my knee
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Tripping and landing my you know what on a nail.
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Stubbing my toe
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Getting stabbed in the eye.
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Breaking my leg on a car door. [spoiler]I was drunk[/spoiler]
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Getting electrocuted by a damaged wire
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Slipping in the shower and landing on my dick
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Edited by Leo687: 12/14/2014 7:24:12 PMHmm falling out of a tree at about 7 years old landing in stinging nettles only to have the tree branch fall on to me I stumble home (it was close) and wake up a few hours later literally covered from head to toe (even my penis) in the lil itchy bumps you get from stingers. Have been smashed in the face with a cricket bat and toilet Seat (did jackass stuff in my teens) the cricket bat actually knocked me out for a couple mins. I broke my arm swinging off a door frame and was then trotted around town for a few hours by my mum who didn't believe I had broken my arm. Sliced my right shin open like a upside down cat flap. Sliced the back of my right leg open on barbed wire. And have also had the metal grate of a bus step go into my left shin right down to the bone till you can see the muscles moving inside took 9 injections to numb the tissue around and some even into the muscles inside before being stitched up. Been stabbed in the lower abdomen and also stabbed in the right shoulder blade by a screw driver. All pretty painful hard to choose the top one lol.
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Broke my right elbow by falling 6 feet onto concrete. Was staying with a friend in California and don't have travel insurance, or money, or aspirin. It's still crooked to this day.
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BME Pain Olympics. Google it. I threw up and died cringing.
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Stepping on a Lego.
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>be dumb teenage me >climb huge tree for a dare >lil stick breaks on tree >ohshit.fuk >stick falls to ground >holding on breach for dear life >sweaty hand slips >Falling down >land on a stick >get a splinter >ohfukdapainiskillingme.jgp >explain near death experience on interwebs
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Pulmonary embolisms in my left and right lung. Like being stabbed... Also broke my left and right arms at the same time.
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Looking at your mom. #shrekt
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In a chair high off the ground, all limbs in my sweatshirt, fall off and couldn't break the fall with my arms or legs. Face first onto pavement Blood everywhere, blood covered my face, golf ball sized bump too
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It's between either breaking my collar bone while fighting or currently living with gout arthritis. One very painful point in my life or constant pain for every day of my life, you all can decide what's worse.
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First time I masturbated.
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Edited by ArnieKuma: 12/15/2014 2:10:05 AMTrying to do a flip in an inflatable bouncy house and spraining my neck or whatever.(I landed on my head) Walked around with my head at a 90 degree angle next 3 days.
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Edited by Wise man: 12/15/2014 1:59:13 AM[quote]I haven't had anything worse than stepping on a nail since I'm cautious .[/quote] I was playing basket ball barefoot on concrete an I stubbed my big toe and the ENTIRE tip of my big toe was hanging on by a freaking small piece of skin ( this happened to me twice on the same toe!)
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Fell off of something and spiral fractured my leg from knee to ankle, never been the same since