I haven't had anything worse than stepping on a nail since I'm cautious
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Getting my appendix out.
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My stomach once did this weird ass thing that felt like it was tearing apart. I kept throwing up for an hour in a public restroom. Not as bad as other things I'm seeing, but it still hurt. I never checked it out, as it stopped hurting after a while, so I've got no idea what it was. Food poising maybe?
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***STATIC TRANSMISSION*** [b]***Crackling Ensues***[/b] Entities cant Feel Pain ***TRANSMISSION CUT***
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Cutting my calf open from my ankle to my knee on a giant roll of barbed wire spinning the bike handlebars 90 degrees and having them ram me in the nuts having bone marrow drawn not being allowed to take the pain meds after wisdom teeth removal for some bullshit reason ^toss up between those
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Reading this post... [spoiler]jk[/spoiler]
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Well, depends... I was in gym class in like 2nd grade we were playing like line tag or something of that sort. I was chasing a kid, he turned right before the concrete wall. I didn't react fast enough to turn so I ran directly headfirst into the wall. I was knocked unconscious and had a gigantic bruise on my head.
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Had an ingrown toenail. It was my big toe on my right foot and anytime I put pressure on the fleshy bit on the right side of the nail puss literally squirted out. My mom just had me soak it in warm water with Epsom salt which did precisely Jack shit. So I took a needle and a few miscellaneous items (it was a few years back, can't remember exactly) and fixed it myself. Last year I was working on the homecoming float and I was walking and not watching my footing. I stepped through a gap in the trailer and 175 lb me came down on my knee. My knee that got wedged in a gap between two metal bars on the trailer. My foot never touched the ground so all that kinetic energy went straight to the knee. Unfortunately it was the middle of the football season and I had already missed a few games for unrelated injuries so I didn't get it checked out. It was swollen and black for several weeks and it still hurts every now and then to this day. I did go to a doctor recently and they couldn't figure out what was wrong .-. I was doing box jumps last spring. The box was about halfway up my thighs. I was on my 3rd set or so (5 sets of 5). I jumped, my left foot cleared, my right didnt. I stubbed my right toe and came down on my shins. I had 2 inch long white streaks on both shins. Not sure if it was bone I saw or if that's just what happens from trauma like that. Whatever it was it quickly started welling blood. I ended up walking it off and doing the rest of the workout (minus the box jumps) I still have the scars and indentions.
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Soapy eurethra
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I once broke both sides of my collar bone.
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Besides child birth, I'd have to say gallstones. Holy -blam!-, I just started having attack and got diagnosed with them and the pain is so unreal.
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It was voluntary... But still
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The true blue balls...no matter what you do... Never go there...
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Edited by Asriel Memurr: 1/26/2015 5:47:03 AMTrying to help a kid up off the ground in my class just for him to quickly get up and kick me in the #lenny. [spoiler]In 2nd grade.[/spoiler]
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Stepping on a Lego
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I took an arrow to the knee....
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3 broken bones in my for and then having to walk on it for 3 days because they thought it was only sprained
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Liquid Nitrogen. ... It's a long story...
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Many things. Catching the stomach virus where I have to be freezing at night with fan all the way on and no covers. I generally get it 3-4 times a year. Have had 4 teeth extracted. 1 was easy. 2 were meh. 1 was so painful. The process is like this. Meds through needle into gum. It's meh. Then use a screwdriver like thing to loosen the tooth. Hurts like hell. Then a Oliver thing to get it out. 1 came out instantly, no screwdriver needed. 2 kind of hurt. One was awkward. This one hurt like hell. They had to use the screwdriver a lot and put like 3-5 things of medicine to get it out. Got all 4 fingers shut in trunk. When I was 5. My fingers were purple for 2 days ish and couldn't go to school because it was my right hand and I write right handed. Had a stomach virus in elementary. Later down for an hour or so. Go back to class. Last 5 minutes then stay in nurse area till parents came. Got poked in the eye recently. Couldn't open it well for 5 mins. I'm a keeper in soccer. I have been kicked in the head, back, legs, and stomach multiple times. Thankfully no balls. Have gotten hit by hard hitters hitting the ball into by nose. Once, a guy and me collided, i tried to stand but couldn't. Had to be carried off field for 10 mins. Then was fine. My leg was completely not responding. Got a splinter that I didn't knew about, so I walked around all day with a splinter in my heel. Got home, realized it, asks my Grandpa, a retired vet, to get it out. He knows everything. He uses tweezers, a pin thing to cut skin open, and it takes 10 mins because it's broken into multiple parts. 2 of them. Ran into a soccer post. Hit my head, face, then balls.
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When the tip of your dick and/or nipples get really sensitive and start to chafe on the fabric of your clothes.
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Broken nose in a football match Cracking head my open the first time Cracking my chin open, all times
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Mom said so, filth.
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Chilli in my eye...I still love chilli though.
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Breaking up with bae
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I broke my teeth in a rainbow formation, so I had to get them filed down, so the dentist did it without anesthetic.
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Kidney stones. Despite what you might think, passing them is quick and painless. Them moving around and getting lodged places in your kidney hurts like a bitch.