So I'm at work right now, and I'm mad. I'm mad because I hate the heathen I'm working with. She looks like an ugly frog and has glasses thicker than your dick. She does absolutely nothing (lel @ how I'm not doing anything rn cuz I'm on my phone typing this) and smells of rotten elderberries.
Now flood, I ask you mercifully, how can I get her fired?
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Light her house on fire while she's sleeping