for a dumb science project, I couldn't find any and our teacher gave us examples of all the good ones that I knew. Halp!
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I'll try to lend a [b]hand[/b], but it might be hard to [b]stomach[/b] my puns. I [b]heart[/b]-ly think I'll have any trouble de-[b]liver[/b]-ing a few knee-slappers. Ugh. I'm sorry, I tried, but I don't have any [b]eye[/b]-deas.
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Organ you glad I didn't say banana?
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Stop getting others to do your work, it makes you seem prostate.
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Settle down and liver little...
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I could always give you a hand with some
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This thread is [i]humerus[/i]
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Eye would but I don't have the heart to make one
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I'm feelin' a little too attached to my skin.
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My hearts not in it tonight
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I wish I could give you a [i]hand[/i] but unfortunately all my ideas are chopped [i]liver[/i]. If I was [i]brain[/i]ier I could maybe put my [i]heart[/i] into it and come up with some, that is if you could [i]stomach[/i] them. [i]Eye[/i] will escort myself out now
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Are you looking for something a little tongue and cheek?