I'm working. Should be writing my weekly report on a student but this seems more logical.
I think someone came in to my office and farted because it smells like hard boiled eggs in here.
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What colour is the floor? Does it please you?
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that was me. *leans on left cheek, squeaks out fart. stops, looks around* i-uh... need to go to the bathroom. *runs off, back of pants are wet.*
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The users of Bnet can help you write the report about your student.
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How's work?