Discuss all things Skyrim. [spoiler]>I was only nine years old >I loved Skyrim so much, I had all the DLC and skills maxed >I play Skyrim every night, thanking it for the entertainment I have been given >"Skyrim is love", I say, "Skyrim is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a no life > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Talos >I called him a noob > He slaps me and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me > I feel something touch me > It's Skyrim > I am so happy > It whispers into my ear, "Let me give you entertainment" > It grabs me with his powerful disc and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Skyrim > It penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much, but I do it for Skyrim > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Skyrim > It roars a mighty roar as it fills my butt with it's knowledge > My dad walks in > Skyrim looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all dovah now" > Skyrim leaves through my window Skyrim is love, Skyrim is life[/spoiler]