Discuss all things Skyrim.
[spoiler]>I was only nine years old
>I loved Skyrim so much, I had all the DLC and skills maxed
>I play Skyrim every night, thanking it for the entertainment I have been given
>"Skyrim is love", I say, "Skyrim is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a no life
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Talos
>I called him a noob
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I feel something touch me
> It's Skyrim
> I am so happy
> It whispers into my ear, "Let me give you entertainment"
> It grabs me with his powerful disc and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Skyrim
> It penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much, but I do it for Skyrim
> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Skyrim
> It roars a mighty roar as it fills my butt with it's knowledge
> My dad walks in
> Skyrim looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all dovah now"
> Skyrim leaves through my window
Skyrim is love, Skyrim is life[/spoiler]
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Morrowind is better