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Edited by The_Good_Morty:
12/11/2014 6:41:40 PM
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Petition for Public Execution of Cryptarch
Let's face it. We're ALL sick of him scamming us. First you give us Blues for our Legendaries, then you give us ONLY Blues through your stupid packages, THEN after you are TOLD by your superiors to give us more Legendaries in your useless packages, you ignore their orders. We've had enough, Rahool.
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
LET'S THROW HIM INTO THE HELLMOUTH!
Edit: Over 500 comments! Make it happen Bungie! Kill the Cryptarch!
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Edited by RedHorseman618: 12/9/2014 7:39:29 PMNow is the time to promote broom sweeping robot! "He will sweep away those crummy blues!" #BSR4CRYPTARCH2014!
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2 RepliesEdited by Erbyn13: 12/9/2014 7:29:47 PMLol lol lol u all bitch about him and whine. What would you do if he was gone??? MORONS there would be nobody to turn engrams into gear. But we can kill the gunsmith =)
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Edited by Watto Gaming: 12/9/2014 7:36:31 PMI'm in. Let's throw him into that force field blocking off the Undying Mind strike area in the Black Garden. He will bounce off and fall off the cliff side.
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But then who will decrypt our engrams
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Signed. I'll bring the axe.
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Do eeeeet.
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Public executions always rock.
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Signed. They should let us melee in the tower so that we can punch that guy in the face.
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Hang him on that tree by the gunsmith.
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I got an exotic gauntlet from a legendary engram and a legendary shotgun from a decoherent engram today tee hee
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If we kill him we will just get a bigger tit to take his place. (Like presidents)
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I'm with you on this one lol.
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The Cryptarch may be a troll, but that's all he really is. He's generally harmless like any ordinary troll, so I don't see why we should kill him. Not trying to defend the Trolltarch, just giving you a neutral view point.
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i got 2 PLUG ONE.1 fusion rifles today and one came out of a blue engram YAY FOR ME :)
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2 RepliesEdited by Dovahkrunk: 12/9/2014 7:02:49 PMWell, we did do the nose. The Speaker: The nose...? ... And the hat... BUT HE [b][i]IS[/i][/b] A WITCH!
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Edited by MystikalBlaze85: 12/9/2014 7:09:13 PMOFFF WITH HIS HEADDDDDD!!!
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I was just thinking but if we be nice to him you think he'll give us a few purples?? [spoiler]You know what.. never mind!! let's sacrifice that crapper to Phogoth![/spoiler]
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I love this. Apparently the sack of doorknobs wasn't enough.
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Can we throw in the gunsmith as well. Another vendor can cover the ammo synthesis.
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2 RepliesHe turned me into a newt....... ..... I got better.
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3 RepliesThis morning I got a blue Engram from a Dreg on earth, which put me to level 40 with Cryptarch. He gave me three more blue Engrams. All turned into blue items. I pretty much give up at this point.
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Agreed!
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i sign it
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8 RepliesEdited by Guardian7182: 12/9/2014 5:13:56 PMPull all the fingernails off of the Cryptarch and then dig needles into the flesh of where his nails used to be. Or Place him inside a Brazen Bull and listen to his screams. [spoiler]Hope the first one isn't too morbid.[/spoiler]
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motherfuker is insane....always laughs at me and my blue engrams
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You people know........ He is named Cry-Tard for a reason fellow guardians....... He won't stop......until his Pool his filled with the tears and frustration of guardian's around the universe......
