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Edited by The_Good_Morty:
12/11/2014 6:41:40 PM
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Petition for Public Execution of Cryptarch
Let's face it. We're ALL sick of him scamming us. First you give us Blues for our Legendaries, then you give us ONLY Blues through your stupid packages, THEN after you are TOLD by your superiors to give us more Legendaries in your useless packages, you ignore their orders. We've had enough, Rahool.
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
LET'S THROW HIM INTO THE HELLMOUTH!
Edit: Over 500 comments! Make it happen Bungie! Kill the Cryptarch!
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I'm up for stringing him up to a couple horses. Just got a Legendary chest engram and he turned it into two Ascendant Shards. I needed the shards, but I needed a post DLC chest piece more.
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2 RepliesSigned, I just got 2 legendary engrams from leveling him up. I thought "Oh, I'll get something good." Nope, I got -blam!-ING HUNTER ARMS AND SOME -blam!-ING ASCENDANT SHARDS! We should burn him and everyone he loves.
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Kill him and remind his replacement what will happen if he, too, fails to deliver
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The cryptarch is the final boss
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Let's throw him at Atheon or Crota. Or we could just Gajallarhorn him....
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1 ReplyI decrypted a legendary engram and got shards then decrypt a blue engram and got a legendary heavy. I think the cryptarch is messing with me.
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Actually today he was nice to me. I got purple engrams in the level up package and it turned into great gloves for my warlock, then when I bought new Titan gear and got a legendary drop on the ground, he gave me hunter gloves, the other piece I needed. Still, one day of niceness doesn't make up for all the blue loot.
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He was a good boy today,got 2 legendary engrams(helm and chest) during the nightfall(not as end reward,that was that stupid PSN only shotgun.Went to the Cryptarch and got the new Hunter helm and chest which leveled my ranking,went and picked up the package and got 3 more legendary engrams which came out to the new gloves and a new pulse rifle/hand cannon(both got dismantled,I don't use those along with shotguns,needed the energy more then the crappy weapon).
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He would actually kill crota 1 hit with his Dissapointment Slap ...
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He's the real end game boss....
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KILL HIM!
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I'm down
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1 ReplyI decrpyted 4 lengandary engrams today and only got shards and energies
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Got a vandguard dlc heavy weapon off a blue engram this morning. Cryptarch got the hookup.
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Signed!
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Gave me a new legendary chest piece for my titan and a helmet for my hunter both light level 33 I say we keep him
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Sorry, this game is rated T for Teen.
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I would but........ Rahool killed a shit ton of hive if you dont remember clearly and then there is the fact that oh i dont know HE HAS EXOTICS COMING OUT THE BUTTHOLE THAT HE DOESNT WANNA SHARE SO IF WE ATTACK WE WILL GET REKT BUT SUPER GOOD ADVICE, POCKET INFINITY AND NECROCASM, (dont ask me how he got it)
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We must not only publicly do but on live television evryone must be forced to watch it
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1 ReplyIf a million gifts aren't enough for him, then perhaps a million of his fleshy corpses decorating Crota's Christmas tree will do the trick! :D
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KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL...
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You leave john alone
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/signed
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*cuts hand . *signs in blood.
