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Edited by The_Good_Morty:
12/11/2014 6:41:40 PM
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Petition for Public Execution of Cryptarch
Let's face it. We're ALL sick of him scamming us. First you give us Blues for our Legendaries, then you give us ONLY Blues through your stupid packages, THEN after you are TOLD by your superiors to give us more Legendaries in your useless packages, you ignore their orders. We've had enough, Rahool.
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
LET'S THROW HIM INTO THE HELLMOUTH!
Edit: Over 500 comments! Make it happen Bungie! Kill the Cryptarch!
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I second that motion! Ranking up with him now takes twice as long as before and I'm still only getting 2 blues everytime.
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Yep, off with his head!! You forgot to mention that IF you finally get a leg engram and you can hardly believe it HE, that devil, will turn it into energy for sure... I love his enthusiasm and he seems kind of nice, but as he hates me, well most of us I guess, his time is up!!! Head off!!
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i made a thread http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/72482667/0/0 i called for cayde to break one, or both of his legs....would make for a hell of a funny visual in the tower, wouldn't it?
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Signed - He's a creep
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Never insult Master Rahool in front of me. [spoiler]He gave me Ice Breaker last week from a Cryptarch package, so I swore fealty to him. But yeah, before that I was pretty upset with him too.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesKill the cryptarch! Cut his throat! Bash him in! Anyone?
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The final straw for me was getting New Monarchy emblem from a ranking up package KILL HIM KILL HIM !!!!!!!
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7 RepliesThe same cryptarch who gave me Patience and Time, Thunderlord, Hard Light, and Ice Breaker from legendaries?
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Death death death death death death death death death death death death death death
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Death would be too good for him. He needs to be hung by his dangly bits from a tree.................
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Trollarch
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What if they changed the Cryptarch's character.... same mechanic's and everything, just a different model. like a robot or female or whatever.. than you could find the original Cryptarch (whatever his name is) by the bar drinking and when you walk by him you can hear him say.. "Guess they let me go.... said my products weren't up to par"...
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Let's frag him!
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This would make popularity in sure. And it would be on the cover of every gaming and may be on the news, public execution of a npc for all to see :0. They would make history like MW2 "no Russian" mission
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From the title alone: SIGNED...
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He gave me a gjallahorn once. But too many times have I been disappointed by his "legendary" packages. Let's cut off his arms like the fallen do to the dregs, and then maybe he can earn them back with decent rewards.
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We should force him to endlessly chase a dreg around a rock
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1 ReplyNah hes given me the Icebreaker and Thunderlord, he can stay:)
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Bump this
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We can't kill him yet he is the final boss
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Death by blue engrams!
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Bump, let's kill the fracker
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Bump this
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Bump this made my roommate and I lol.
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