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Edited by The_Good_Morty:
12/11/2014 6:41:40 PM
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Petition for Public Execution of Cryptarch
Let's face it. We're ALL sick of him scamming us. First you give us Blues for our Legendaries, then you give us ONLY Blues through your stupid packages, THEN after you are TOLD by your superiors to give us more Legendaries in your useless packages, you ignore their orders. We've had enough, Rahool.
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
LET'S THROW HIM INTO THE HELLMOUTH!
Edit: Over 500 comments! Make it happen Bungie! Kill the Cryptarch!
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Signed
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What happens when I get a rare/legendary engram and I need the mats to level up my alt gear? Turns into a mote of light or strange coin, so I end up dying for mats. What happens when I get a rare/legendary engram for a gun? Turns into a gun that I don't give a shit about, to which I have over 1000 weapons parts.
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I call him the "Cryptard".
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Give him to a minotaur for -blam!- :)
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Yep. He gives us crap and is selling the good stuff to a millionaire :P Tar and feathers would be nice :P
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6 RepliesHe turned me into a Newt!!!
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Feed him to the Vex
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Hey, I can't complain. First blue he decoded for me after the DLC was one of the new legendary machine guns.
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Feed him to the trawl!!
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I am OK with him after all he gives me good items and legendaries
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You should just throw him off the edge of the tower
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[b][i][u]SIGNED[/u][/i][/b]
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There's no justice like angry mob justice.
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Execute!
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I gave him blue..I got's purple! The other night, titan boots..don't need them but still=ascendent shards!
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4 RepliesIn seriousness though, has anyone decrypted a rare engram with him yet and gotten DLC gear out of it?
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1 ReplyAm I the only one who likes Master Rahool?
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Let's tie him to a post and throw engrams at him until he dies
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Aye! Off with his head!
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Signed but not thrown into the hell mouth. Make it much worse
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Let Him Eat Cake
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Off with his head!
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Joy to the world the cryptarch is dead we barbecued his head!!!
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Signed. He needs to be replaced and or removed.... He just doesn't bring anything to the table anymore. If I ever do get legends from the mail box I thank RNGESUS not the cryptarch.
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I second that motion! Ranking up with him now takes twice as long as before and I'm still only getting 2 blues everytime.
