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Good day fellow pigeons. I hope you are all well and getting in your practice for tomorrow. . . Tomorrow will be a day for the history books. A day that will live in infamy. A day that you will be proud to tell your chicks about when they are older and wise enough to understand the concept of war and the greater good.
Tomorrow as we go down in to the sphincter of the moon, you shall fear no evil. As you are the biggest baddest mother -blam!-ers of the tower ! And I'm proud to be a member of this flock of warriors! CA CAW MY BROTHERS !
Aeris the prostitute of the tower has asked us to dispose of her pimp, crota. No hooker should be treated the way she has. She has been passed from wizard to knight and made to fellate every dreg on the moon of endor. She had it so bad in their camp. She was repeatedly forced to swallow the hive members ejaculate so many times her head filled with it all, her eyes fell out and even to this day it still pours out from her eye sockets.
This my pigeons can not be allowed. We must go down the colon to the hive stronghold and eradicate this piece of shit crota. We will shit on their corpses so make sure you eat a good vindaloo tonight to make it good and sloppy (just like ghosts bucket) as a matter of fact bring that with you ghost we will make them eat it.
Get your rest pigeons. You will need it. On the battlefield we must shake their very souls to the core until they feel your blade/fist/warlock . . . Thingy. . .(Dunno what the -blam!- it's called ) pierce they're skull ! AND THE LAST THINK THEY WILL SEE AND HEAR IS YOUR FACE AS YOU CAW WHILE THEY AN AGONISING DEATH AT YOUR HAND !
CA CAW ! CA CAW ! CA CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[quote]Good day fellow pigeons. I hope you are all well and getting in your practice for tomorrow. . . Tomorrow will be a day for the history books. A day that will live in infamy. A day that you will be proud to tell your chicks about when they are older and wise enough to understand the concept of war and the greater good. Tomorrow as we go down in to the sphincter of the moon, you shall fear no evil. As you are the biggest baddest mother -blam!-ers of the tower ! And I'm proud to be a member of this flock of warriors! CA CAW MY BROTHERS ! Aeris the prostitute of the tower has asked us to dispose of her pimp, crota. No hooker should be treated the way she has. She has been passed from wizard to knight and made to fellate every dreg on the moon of endor. She had it so bad in their camp. She was repeatedly forced to swallow the hive members ejaculate so many times her head filled with it all, her eyes fell out and even to this day it still pours out from her eye sockets. This my pigeons can not be allowed. We must go down the colon to the hive stronghold and eradicate this piece of shit crota. We will shit on their corpses so make sure you eat a good vindaloo tonight to make it good and sloppy (just like ghosts bucket) as a matter of fact bring that with you ghost we will make them eat it. Get your rest pigeons. You will need it. On the battlefield we must shake their very souls to the core until they feel your blade/fist/warlock . . . Thingy. . .(Dunno what the -blam!- it's called ) pierce they're skull ! AND THE LAST THINK THEY WILL SEE AND HEAR IS YOUR FACE AS YOU CAW WHILE THEY AN AGONISING DEATH AT YOUR HAND ! CA CAW ! CA CAW ! CA CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW !!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote] Don't worry I'm filling up the bucket right now