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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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homework
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Must bring it back! I wont let it die!
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God is real
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In history class in my freshman year of high school, this one girl just yelled out of nowhere "Wait! In Europe, do they have snow and winter and stuff?"
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Russia still own Hawaii right? This was the comment of some girl in history class when I went to highschool.
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"And after you graduate you'll be onto successfully choosing a career and making a living"
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4 RepliesThis is what my brother said when he was young Mommy why is the fat man pregnant?
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"Muhammad was an a-rab"
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10 Replies"Isn't the pope like a store?" And Girl: Hey teacher make sure you put that little line after that vocab word so you know to write a definition for it. Teacher: oh you mean a dash mark? Girl: no I mean that little minus sign looking thing. These were both said by my crush who I'm asking to homecoming.
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2 RepliesYou cant have sex with other students! XD
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2 RepliesOne time in 7th grade a guy asked if Australia was in the United States. I don't know if he was trying to be funny but it was the first day so ya he looked stupid.
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Religion
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2 RepliesEdited by Lynchables: 9/1/2015 5:25:37 AMSo all the seniors at my school went to this assembly about safe sex and whatnot. After their little play, the volunteers were answering questions when this one kid asked this... "So when you're wearing a condom, do you still pull out?" Everybody lost it. It was the stupidest yet funniest thing I ever heard.
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2 RepliesA girl wanted to name her daughter La'Queefa. Not a lie, true story. We were all dying of laughter and the teachers face was literally red. She didn't understand why we were laughing.
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Someone I know thinks Dr Jekyll is gay and uses Hyde to over compensate.
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Probably my own opinion, glad ive grown up now and done study outside of institutions
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2 Replies"Does the sun rotate around the planets, or do the planets rotate around the sun?" This was freshman year... Fml
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"God created the earth with the Big Bang" when actually Chuck Norris created the earth when he round house kicked God in the face and caused the Big Bang
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3 RepliesA teacher called me bae
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Hitler was crazy [spoiler]disclaimer: this is a joke and I am not in any way in affiliation with any [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url], terrorist, racist, etc. group[/spoiler]
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In college. (English college starts at 16 here, I was around 17 at the time of this). Friend: I don't know what Europe is. Me: What do you mean? You don't know what countries are in it? Friend: Um? What? I mean I get really confused about what Europe actually is. Then I had to throughly explain the countries that are in Europe and the benefits of being in it. Face palm.
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Teacher: What Country is this? Stupid girl: Asia!
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5 RepliesGirl in grade 9 omg lightning comes from the sky! She was way to thrilled about that
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6 RepliesWe were talking about antelopes... And this stupid kid in my bio class was like: "WAAAAAITTT Antelopes are a fruit! They cant run!" (Facepalm) [spoiler ][/antelopes are a deer. Cantaloupes are a fruit]
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1 ReplyLast Friday a kid covered the bottom of his shoe in hot glue. He said they needed more traction. He also mutters "rapture" under his breath a lot.
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>Be me walking through hallway >Crowded, lots of people talking >Hears a senior say "I finger the shit out of her after school everyday" >Fokkin wot?!
