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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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2 Replies"The sun is a star?!"
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"Wait, you speak [b]Mexican[/b]?" I can't get over that haha
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No one has ever made it to the top of Everest
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3 RepliesWhen I was in boarding school we had this really weird teacher. He taught in a really unorthodox way and the teachers and other faculty didn't like him for doing it. Anyways so he is being fired one day and I could not be happier. But then all of the sudden my class mate( the only way I know how to describe him is he looked kinda like Ethan hawke) stood up on his desk and said o'captain my captain. Probably refering to something that my teacher had said( I slept a lot in class). Than a lot of the other students did it to. Needless to say that was a very wired day.
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My freshman Spanish teacher asked a guy to give an example of a verb and he said George Washington....
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"Wait, Asian isn't a language?"
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1 ReplyEdited by Joorak: 10/23/2015 11:52:26 AMSome degenerate who sits in the back of class. Sub- Alright, I am Ms. Jane and your tea- Dumbass- Ms. GAY? Also, he snitched on himself once. On accident. We had the laptops in class and he was playing some half-assed soccer. Also giggling constantly because he's a total dumbass. Actual teacher- *Insert dumbass name here*, what are you doing? Dumbass- Playing games. I MEAN--- um... I mean, he IS an immigrant, so... I guess he's just like the rest.
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Freshman girls talking about how guys from Brooklyn had huge D's.... freshman girls. ...
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Edited by TNB719699: 10/27/2015 12:15:38 PMSo one day the auditorium flooded and someone said they weren't letting people in because of the shark in there. Later we start photo shipping sharks all over my school. I'm in MI
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Necrobump
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"You can be whatever you wanna be" Bunch BS is what that is
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Edited by Nemesis: 10/23/2015 6:19:35 AMDon't remember if I posted to this thread or one like it but whatever Freshman Year: I got into a fight proctor comes asks who was fighting thought I was a badass and wanted recognition for the fight and essentially snitched on myself.---later that year a teacher had a water bottle stolen from her fridge while she had a sub all the kids blamed me mostly cause I was annoying and they didn't like me but when I told their dumbasses I wasn't even there that day they still persisted and the teacher sent me to the office. Sophomore Year: Librarian told me I couldn't stand and read we argued and I got banned from the Library for the duration of that year Junior year: So were talking about European dictators then the kid behind me says "Wasn't Hitlers wife Jewish?" I was so done until same kid later that year views a picture Of Mussolini at his execution where they hung him upside down and shot him and asks why Mussolini was currently performing a backflip. Senior Year: Teacher tells me it's not her job to teach, same teacher later tells me illegal immigrants pay no taxes, also not so much stupid as annoying she complained about her pay on a daily basis and talked about how Mitt Romney was going to save the middle class
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No joke, a girl in my Spanish class said Spanish was in the United States... She was a junior -_-
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Some kid thought seagulls were swans. Today, we thought a beetle was a wasp, and my math teacher said it was a swan.
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1 ReplyMe and 5 of my friends were playing basketball* Friend with basketball in hands- Whoever makes it past the half court line first has the biggest dîck
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3 RepliesOne person in my algebra 2 class in high school asked me what even and odd numbers were, she was a junior
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9 RepliesSo we're doing a math sheet and since I'm the best at math in my class I usually go around and check everyone's work and the teachers cool with I so I'm doin my thing and everyone work looks pretty good the I come to the teachers daughter and I just stop and I face palm so hard every one heard and looked at me so I call the teacher and say " may I be excused from ever checking ( insert name )s work ever again " Teacher " y" I take paper from her and hand it to the first person in the front row I say " look at number 3 then pass it around " it gets passed around to whole class and there all trying to hold in there laughter so I get the paper back and walk up to the teacher and say " your daughter has put the answer to 3- th square root of 8 as -0 not just zero negative zero" everyone broke out laughing and we still don't let her forget it to this day. Btw this was in 9th grade
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9 Replies[quote]College Freshman: "How come Alaska is so cold, but then people go to Hawaii to vacation on the beaches?" Me: "Why do you think those two things are in anyway related?" CF: "Because they are right next to each other, what do you think I am, stupid?" Me: "Uh.. well maybe, Hawaii and Alaska are not next to each other." CF: "Yeah they are, just look at a map." Me: "What map are [i]you[/i] looking at?" CF: "All maps, in the bottom left you see Alaska and Hawaii next to each other." Me: *Uncontrollable laughter*[/quote] I shit you not, this actually happened.
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Student in maths: what do we even need this for in real life? Teacher: if you want to become a maths teacher Student: is that it? Teacher: yes All students: {facepalm}
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22 RepliesProbably when the school news paper called the American flag "just a piece of clothe" and that "it would be more patriotic for some one to use there freedom to not stand up for the pledge" My buddy and I walked into the newspaper room and called them all communists and then said the pledge.
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4 RepliesWhen I was in college, a core class professor started the class by saying how much lack of worldliness the student body had. To prove it he asked a simple question: [u]where is the Sahara?[/u] Some hands were raised. And he picked some girl (a rather cute one too) [b]Isn't that an area in Epcot? Next to the french area, right?[/b] I lost my shit. The professor lost his shit. The class had no idea why we were loosing our shit. The professor proceeded to dismiss the class for the rest of the week.
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Gay people can't make babies
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In German class the teacher was talking about the Berlin Wall, and then a girl asked "Is this going on right now?"
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Africa is a country.
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What school you go to (6th grader)
