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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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This one kid in my class was asked what a workers union is and he said the Soviet Union and he also blames everyone who says a bad thing about him that they are bullying him
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6 RepliesWe live in America we're half everything. Half asian + Half native american + Half african + Half jewish + Half puerto rican + Half italian [u]+ Half irish[/u] = 3.5 people. Apparently in 3rd grade my classmates thought I was at least 3.5 people.
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1 ReplyEdited by SKYTECH24: 8/25/2015 6:04:30 AMBoy says to me in health out loud. "I think I am circumcised" this is 8th grade btw. I say "well I hope you are" A kid in my science class asked if snakes had legs this kid was 100% serious too . my friends and I also convinced him that Europe was a giant dinosaur and Italy was part of the jaw and the U.K was the only country not part of the dinosaur. Also 8th grade. Makes me wonder why I even had faith in humanity last year
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1 ReplyMain character of a story is doing something trivial, therefore it is foreshadowing that some other crap will happen and that we should write a paragraph about it -every english class movie/book ever
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1 ReplyHeard a group of kids talking about some shooting. Hear one of them say "If your wearing a burqa your practically asking for it" Walk over and tell off the kid for being a f.ucking idiot.
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5 Replies-I am disappointed with these test results-Teacher -So why didn't you give us the answers so we would get it right-me OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH.gif-class
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1 ReplyI dont know why we need english I already speak it good. [spoiler]9th grader. 2 years ago.[/spoiler]
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Year 10 - "miss, do babies smell like sh[i]i[/i]t when they come out the bum hole" [spoiler]this was a social reject kid in sex ed[/spoiler]
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I've got a lot. Me "BO3 is more hyped than Fallout 4 what a shame" Kid "I hate Fallout I like story games." Me "I just got this cool mod for WaW zombies!" Kid "Yeah I got a lot on my Xbox." (Me and my friend call that kid "The reason we have no faith in humanity." Kid "She's a bich" Me (tells girl and her friends about this) This kid is ducked. Kid "you're all mother-blam!-ers" Me "as far as I know all no one here has -blam!-ed a mother" Kid "my dad beat destiny in like 6 hours!" Me "Did he do the raid?" Kid "the game is shit though" Me you've never played jt" Kid (gets pissed and walks away.
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Happened a month ago. Me : "Dude, you said you were going to beat me in english. And.." My friend : "Oh..right." Me : "And you got 70 while i got 97." My friend : "Yeah. Cause i didn't want to read that much stuff. So i just tested my luck after i saw the problems."
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5 RepliesMy social studies class last year was amazing. White girl is complaining about Ebola and how it's going to kill everyone in his school. I ask "How? The only cases of Ebola in North America are contained." She replies with " remember (Indian kid)? He just got back from India!" >insert wat.jpg "But...... India doesn't have problems with Ebola currently." (I'm wondering what this girl is going on about) "Yes it does! It's in West Africa right?" *facedesk* Teacher laughs at her and teases her for the rest of the year. Another time this kid that was dumber than sack of rocks was yelling in the middle of the classroom for no reason. He then walks over to my desk...... He starts breathing on my neck...... Then he asks "You're smart right?" "Uhh..... Sure?" *He keeps breathing on my neck* "Then what does it mean if someone calls you a nub head?" "A what?" "A nub head" "A nub head??" "Yah" (he said it like that.) *friend behind me is suppressing his laughter* *teacher walks in* *shoos kid away from me* The kid proceeds to bother anyone he perceived as "smart" for the definition of nub head.
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Edited by cpa1098: 5/11/2016 11:41:11 PMTeacher: Whats 30-1? Class: 29. That one kid: -29! Me: (how the heck are you still in the accelerated algebra one class...)
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Math teacher asked what the opposite of 5 was. The kid said 10. 8th grade
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19 RepliesWhen my teacher told me that I would need math for everything in my life. I laughed and said "really? I need math to hit a home run"? She proceeded to tell me that I was never going to amount to anything if I didn't know math and that my life would be shit. She kept talking shit to me throughout the whole school year up until the point that I got drafted by the Atlanta Braves and I came back to the same high school with a bank statement that read $$$, $$$. $$$ Laughed in her face and said "correct me if I'm wrong bitch, but I'm pretty sure I jus made more money by signing my name on the dotted line than you have made your whole -blam!-ing life....and I did it without math. "So if I carry the 1 and account for the missing variable...it would equal "kiss my ass lady"
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37 RepliesEdited by Forum Therapist: 10/21/2015 3:20:59 AMChoked so many times reading this. Alright, so I have a friend who I would consider just about insane. So partway through I think fifth hour, he asks the teacher "can I go to the bathroom?" "Can you?" -_-"may I go to the bathroom?" "No." "I WILL SHIT ON YOUR DESK LADY" His mom grounded him for two days, his dad gave him five bucks. Biggest. Jackass. Ever. How are people still finding this
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8 RepliesOne person asked if North America is on the world map. Really, go stick a dildo in your printer.
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1 ReplyIn 6th grade my douchebag partner couldnt figure out what 8x10 was and it took him 45min. The teacher ended up telling me to go read a book or have some fun with the people that were done because of how long it was taking. The kid is now one of the most popular kids in my school. Thank god im switching for my next school. And wow douchebags get popular fast my faith in humanity is lost with these posts
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Student:how long dose it take to get to Japan? Teacher: 14 hours Student:that's longer that a day that's too long. Teacher: wtf is wrong with you
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What do the lungs do again? - A level Biology...
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Butt cheek on a stick
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"Metal music is when the CD is made of metal, right?"
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Hmm... Teacher: what is the relative location of the u.s to the equator? 1/2 the class said south. 1/4 said west. 1/4 didn't say anything. I banged my head against the wall and said north. Funny thing is there was a giant map on everyone's desk with everything labeled. This was in 9th grade.
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Everything is school is stupid....
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12 RepliesThis one girl I know said this: "Well women's biological function is to reproduce, so they shouldnt have to do anything else" (by her own logic, she shouldnt be in school then). Few hours later said this in class: "If I had to I would kill all fat ppl and stupid ppl rather than the rest because they're worth less to us". Teacher goes, "You know, you share the same ideals as another leader. He was called Hitler". Cannot comprehend how dumb she is.
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You need school
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2 Replies"The sun is a star?!"
