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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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1 ReplySuper Christian kid to Jewish girl: you need Jesus in your life little missy Jewish girl: I don't believe in Jesus Super Christian Kid: What? Of course you do!
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42 RepliesThis is a conversation that happened- Teacher- "How many phases of the moon are there?" Student- "Two!" Me- "Yep, there are also twelve different moons!" Student- "Really?!" Me- "My god." Teacher- "Stop it! She's not smart enough to get sarcasm!" Everyone started cracking up [spoiler]I'm in 8th grade.[/spoiler]
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Was doing a Spanish presentation and had a troll face in a sombrero at the end . Student: Hey look a troll face! Teacher:Yes he deserves a trophy! I don't even.
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8 Replies"Well I don't believe in dinosaurs"
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85 RepliesEdited by 2014 Honda Civic: 10/30/2015 10:38:38 PM[i] [/i]
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3 RepliesI hear someone say that the M-1 Abrams was the best tank of WWII. Such fail..
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4 Replies-ACTUALLY HAPPENED! Not trolling, just thought I'd let you know. This is Texas for ya.- "Wasn't the Boston Massacre that thing that happened on 9/11 with the movie theatre?" She was serious. Not kidding. She can vote soon. The world is dead.
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1 ReplyNot sure if it was a joke or it was real but one of the people I know most said to the teacher "My ruler's not working correctly"
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Teacher: Ok class lets get out the sheets we were working on Student: ok so what are we doing cuz I haven't listened for 2 weeks. I've been on my phone Everyone else: *Facepalm*
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1 ReplyIsn't Asia inside of China? Damnit
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"Me no speak no Americano" the whole while he was doing the Spock sign
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3 RepliesEdited by CJClev99: 10/27/2015 12:33:32 PMThe mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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My friend said that people from China are Asian not chinese
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Teacher-"What are the colors of the rainbow?" Student-"Red orange yellow green blue indigo violet." Teacher-"What is the acronym for the rainbow's colors?" Student-"Roy G Bov." This was in sixth grade.
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4 RepliesSome girl said "If we were allies with Hitler, how did he lose?" I'm in the US, you could imagine the amount of wtf on people's faces
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Teacher-"James move your seat." James-"I was just giving Quinn his pencil. He dropped it." Teacher-"Of course you were honey, but just move your seat."
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Girl in my wrld Geo class "Does cheese grow on plants?"
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I have a tattoo on my back and some girl lifted up my shirt asking if I still had my tattoo or not. All I could think is bitch where tf is it going to go
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I was doing a presentation on Jackie Chan for my humanities class. I mentioned a weird fact that Jackie Chan was born after 12 months through C - section because he wouldn't come out. A football player raised his hands and asked "why is that weird?" And I said "because that's 3 months longer than usual" He then goes on to say " I thought babies were born after a year" The whole room exploded in laughter
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I told you I would Necrobump this Eli. You didn't believe me. Now rise post rise! NECROBUMP!
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17 RepliesSomeone actually thought Mayonnaise was an instrument...
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22 RepliesGirl in 6th grade: "Did you know you can make ice hot?" Me: "No, *her name* you can't." My friend: "yeah it's impossible." Girl: "No it's true! Watch." (Runs out of classroom, comes back with cup of ice. Puts ice in microwave.) Girl: "Just watch, it will work." (Thirty seconds later, takes it out and feels it. Puts it back in because it's not hot. Repeated process until we have water.) She was never allowed to forget that moment ever since.
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It would take me SOOOOO LONG to type out all the stupid shit I've heard in 10 years of school
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2 Replies1x1=2 I shit you not...
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2 RepliesEdited by takun39: 9/26/2015 6:10:37 PMOK then so I'm part japanese and my friends half black. Few days ago we played jeopardy in English and I got grouped with him, a few of my other friends and some of the girls. One of em says... " I wonder if you put them together you'd get a darker color...." *ultimate facepalm*
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This one kid in my class was asked what a workers union is and he said the Soviet Union and he also blames everyone who says a bad thing about him that they are bullying him
