Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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Edited by CookieKiller001: 7/1/2015 10:08:48 PMMy friends (we will call them Peter and josh) were talking to me and this is how the conversation went whilst we were walking to our Spanish lesson. Peter: you know josh Me: yeah Peter: he just asked are they going to re build 9/11 last lesson Josh run over to us Josh: that guys a idiot Peter + me: hahahahaha
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Edited by BigStupid: 7/1/2015 12:57:28 PMSophomore year of high school Some guy is talking to someone He asks if he is from India The other guy says no, he is from Bangladesh He replies "Same thing, right?"
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Prof: I'm going to China this summer! Girl: Are you gonna drive?
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"Whens easter monday?" "Is it saturday?"
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Edited by Kitty: 4/27/2015 12:36:33 PMOnce in 8th grade we were talking about what was the biggest country (Russia) and a girl in my class said "What about Africa?".[spoiler]so many facepalms to be had[/spoiler]
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I would rather kill myself than commit suicide...
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Edited by ares9874: 12/27/2014 11:05:10 AMWhat country is Denmark in? Were there dogs in WW1? What came first WW2 or star wars?
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Someone said mayonaise wasnt an instrument
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Theory of Evolution
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"Humans evolved from monkeys."
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Teacher: you're going to need a calculator for the maths exam Student: i have one my my phone
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"Pay attention"
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Just eavesdrop on some of those crazy people who go on tumblr all the time and use made up pronouns for themselves I guarantee you'll want to strangle them And this is coming from a feminist
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No tard stories?
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How do you fúck a mermaid? [spoiler]the answer is in her mouth if you cant figure it out[/spoiler]
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Re lessons
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Some stupid kid thought Texas IS a country
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[quote]In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?" *Facedesk*[/quote] I'll do you one better: (this was 10th grade) "isn't Tokyo the Capitol of China?" Holy shit *facebook*
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A Chinese teacher rants about hacking no fun it school and class and we laugh our @$$ off.
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Edited by Mistah J88: 4/12/2015 5:41:18 PMYou don't get STDs from sexual intercourse. Another one... Kid is messing around in class. We will call him J.E. J.E. makes fun of a kid Teacher: Enough! J.E., the door is open! (gestures to door with hand) J.E.: Do you want me to close it?
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Hit some lines of coke before I had to run the mile.
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Gammawave it
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Dam u str8 babygurl
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" you're going to need to k ow how to write in cursive"
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Back in 2010, a girl i was walking next to in the hallway said building the mosque near the WTC was the most offensive thing ever. All i wanted to do was punch her.
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"Birmingham is a country in Australia"