Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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"Gingers have souls."
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I don't really see why everyone thinks "humanity is doomed". Stupid people have always existed, there's just more nitpicky bitches like most in this thread that can communicate it.
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We had like a sports day where every class had to make a banner, the girls that stood for the banner wrote #
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Double post→ does the oxford comma go before or after "and"[spoiler]it goes before.[/spoiler]
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Someone said 9+10 = 19.... Smh he got bullied the whole year after that.
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Weniers are supposed to be inside out
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"Jet fuel can't melt metal poles"
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So this girl In my class thought a villager was someone in an airplane. She didnt know what an ancestor was. Freshmen year.
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So this girl In my class thought a villager was someone in an airplane. She didnt know what an ancestor was. Freshmen year.
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In 6th grade my teacher said cursive is important and everything we write in the future will be in cursive.
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My friend: Wars are mostly fought in third world countries, like Asia
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"Star Wars is so gay" I will fight you on the side of the road. >:(
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Our teacher once mentioned in some remark about Henry The VIII 7 wives. Though, that was in Primary school, so I don't think the teachers require many qualifications- or basic knowledge.
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"I'm not gay I just like dick" *facepalm* Guy 1: hey (guy 2) you know who's basketball this is? Guy 2: basketball. *faceconcrete*
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Stay in drugs. Don't do school.
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Is London part of the UK - some dumb -blam!- 20 miles from London
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'is south africa in south america?'
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"Japan is the capitol of China"
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Edited by ClusiveC: 7/5/2015 7:30:38 PMPeace to Thirstin Howl, A.L, and Wordsworth My mother smoked crack - I had a premature birth I'm just a nerd, cursed with badly disturbed nerves Who wanna be the one to step up and get served first? Ninety-nine percent of aliens prefer earth, So I'm here to rule the planet, starting with your turf. I hid a secret message inside of a wordsearch, with smeared letters, running together in blurred spurts. I hang with male chauvinist pigs and perverts, who point water pistols at women and squirt shirts. Been a bad boy since diapers and Gerber's. My first words were bleep-bleep, and curse-curse. Never had shit, and I still don't deserve dirt. My breath still stinks, and I'm on my third Certs. Yanking out my stitches, hollering "Nurse, nurse! You said this shot would numb it - trick, it just hurts worse!" Grew up in a dump, next to a burnt church, where gunshots drowned out crickets and bird chirps. if you know hip hop, then you can guess who that is without search engine. I bought that session off a tape at the record store like 2 weeks before it closed down.
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Edited by kevers97: 6/25/2015 1:18:34 AMIs Africa south of where we are now? In a senior home room
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"What does superb mean?" Ninth grade girl it was really impressive
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- Someone thought Pearl Harbor took place in Massachusetts - Some guy though Vietnam was [u]just[/u] a war - A girl asked "How do you pump up a baseball?"
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Intercom: If you would like to purchase your t-shirts, please bring your cash money to the office. Let's just say the class went crazy.
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"Poetry has value."
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Edited by CookieKiller001: 7/1/2015 10:08:48 PMMy friends (we will call them Peter and josh) were talking to me and this is how the conversation went whilst we were walking to our Spanish lesson. Peter: you know josh Me: yeah Peter: he just asked are they going to re build 9/11 last lesson Josh run over to us Josh: that guys a idiot Peter + me: hahahahaha