Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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"Algebra is hard"
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This guy is sittin here at age 10 saying hes been used and all this other bs and im just chillin there like "tell me more about how your parents dont give a crap what you do"
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A blonde walked into Spanish class on the first day of school and said aloha
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Sophomore year, I'm chatting up this girl, and she mentioned she took a trip to the Middle East area. Me: "Oh, how was it? Did you see Jerusalem? Dubai? I've always wanted to see the Burj Khalifa." Her: "No, none of that. I saw Big Ben, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, and some fragment so the Berlin Wall" Me: "-blam!- it. I'm out."
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When we learn about the early 1900s-1050s there's always gonna be that one idiot chick who asks if people saw in black and white during this time
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"Didn't Nikola Tesla make the lightbulb?"
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Does a rock have a nucleus!?
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"We come to college to learn to read good" [spoiler]in the deans speech[/spoiler]
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How far is Miami from Florida
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"Twenty-one!" morons...
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What's the UK?
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We were having a class discussion asking if you are under 18 and pregnant do you have to notify you parents before getting an abortion. This one girls said you do because anyone under 18 is under the influence.
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Are hotdogs made from cow utters? (Really young kid)
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We were learning about the American Revolution and a kid asked, "The King of England, King George the third, he came from France right?" [spoiler]We were in eighth grade[/spoiler]
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Most the things i hear from school are school kids posting things other people have said or done in school...
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That history will be of so much use to me.
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Wasn't in school but their was a kid in my class who was talking about something really deep about not letting friends down or something(he's a huge jerk) and unfortunately we got lost somewhere around town and he said " I mean I will keep any secrets my friends tell me, except the time Danny (his "best" friend who is super nice) told me who he liked but that's because I thought it was funny and I knew he would never make a move on her." I just thought that was so stupid. He's an idiot
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"I thought Paris was the country and France was the Capital" -some idiot
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Guys I'm never going to try to commit suicide again. I almost died! D:
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The Civil War was about slavery...
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Bf n gf were sitting at a tabel Dey were haeving a conversatein Da gurl sed 2 da boy "bbz will u luv me 4ever." Boy said "NO....." Girl was sad She ran away n cryed She triped over a CHAIR She was ded Boy ran over to pic up her body He wispered in her ear "i meant to say... ill love you 5ever." Dat meen he luv her moar dan 4ever. i cri everytiem
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One kid said he worshipped Dagon. MFW philistines?
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"Gingers have souls."