Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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I was going to pick up my cousin from the school she is like 12, and then 2 girls like 12 or 15 starts saying: Im going to have sex with my boyfriend but at night because thats when the sperms are slept. ........ Like Oh Rly?
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i forgot what a firetruck was so i was calling it a firefighting truck
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Once in history class while talking about the pacific and European theaters in WW II, a girl asked "What kind of theater? You mean like a movie theater?"
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Narwhals are not real
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That a horse weighs 100 pounds
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Jews are the same as Catholics
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Aisians are norman
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Bump. This is way better than most things on these forums
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"Uh, excuse me, but... how exactly does the sperm get to the egg?" That one kid with over-protective parents during sex ed (way back in fifth grade). Can't blame him though.
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I say, "Can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher says "I don't know, can you?"
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Omg this is amazing.
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When people say like all the time. It's rather annoying.
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YEARL stfu pls...
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"Good morning"
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Me: America is the worlds largest terrorist organization. Student: My brother fought for your right to say that! Me: By killing people half way across the world? Explain yourself.
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"Wait I thought Mexico was a state" Global face palm-o
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"I thought that Antarctica was the capital of Alaska and that Alaska was a continent" ~facepalm~
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I heard someone say how they thought Spain was south of Mexico.
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bow chicka bow wow
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"Racism doesn't exist anymore" [spoiler]I'm ready for the hate[/spoiler]
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"Spain is in Mexico, right?"
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In eighth grade, two people thought that Spain was in Asia, while another thought it was in South America...
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My friend asked me on piazza day what I had for lunch
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"I though Spain was in South America"
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"old water" nuff said
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Teacher-you need to learn this for the future