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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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1 Reply"Manual transmissions are much faster than any other transmission" "Trickle down economics doesn't work"
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1 ReplySomeone told my japanese friend to speak asian...
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Guy free fell from the atmosphere, reached speeds of about Mach 1. Teacher asks how fast was he going. Girl yelled out 60 mph. Wtf
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27 RepliesTeachers told me vowels go [i]I before E except after C[/i] Well isn't that w[b]ei[/b]rd?
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4 RepliesSex Ed. in 7th grade Teacher: Does anyone have a question? Student: *raises hand* Teacher: Yes, (student's name) Student: To make someone pregnant, the penis must go into the vagina, correct? Teacher: *hesitates a little* ...Yes. Student: Ok. *under breath* Thank God.
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*stupidest
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So for PE we where going to play baseball so our teacher told us all the rules of the game (which must kids know), so the teacher just finished and a girl raises her hand and asks "how do you make a TOUCHDOWN?" And every one was like are you serious? And laugh
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Talkin bout [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] Germany, yr 6, kid says, what about Hydra
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Time for pop quiz
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"I love school"
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4 RepliesDoing VoG Hard mode I'm a level 34 Hunter that has gone flawless Message me for an invite Gt is the same
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3 Replies'When I'm Older And Have A Daughter I Hope It's A Girl'
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Can you get pregnant from blowjobs *starts crying*
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**Learning about Ancient China** Teacher: That's the end of the China unit. Kid: Wait, we were doing China? I thought this was about India? ** Every man, woman, and child faceplate. We had been doing China for a month.
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13 RepliesThe more I read, the lower my opinion on humanity becomes and the higher my self esteem becomes.
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4 RepliesTeacher: Cursive is very important in future. [spoiler]later that year I forgot how to write and read cursive. [/spoiler] [spoiler]began making my own fancy cursive language. It's easy to read and not retarded looking. [/spoiler]
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1 Reply"Sex is bad"
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Biology teacher (6th grade): Deer live off of a diet of field mice, tree bark, and corn.
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What's with Drakus suggesting all the smiting?
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2 Replies" Learning what everything on a canoe is called will help you in life." The hell it did!
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2 Replies8grd someone asked if they could piss and the teacher said idk can you. He whipped out his dick and pissed at the teacher
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1 ReplyOoooooh hi Eli. Back for more school things?
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14 RepliesEdited by pValue2010: 7/17/2015 7:31:44 PMI'm limiting this to things my teachers have said: Pluto is a planet. Supply and demand doesn't apply (or is inverse) for luxury items. Proof for God is our existence. Because the Bible claims God created us, and God wrote the Bible. (Sorry Christians) Midnight doesn't signal a new day. The next day isn't until 12:01 am.
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6 Replies"do pigs eat seeds?" also this next one wasn't at school but it was over homework in grade 2 or something dad: *looks over homework* that is not how you spell night it is spelt N-I-T-E me: no it is spelt N-I-G-H-T dad: no im older than you i should know me: it is spelt with a GHT dad: just spelt it how i told you mom: what's going on? dad: *explains it all* mom: .... night is spelt N-I-G-H-T your spelling it wrong dad: .... oh
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1 Reply'And then Jesus was born from the Virgin Mary' [spoiler]no, just no. [/spoiler]
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4 RepliesI was going to pick up my cousin from the school she is like 12, and then 2 girls like 12 or 15 starts saying: Im going to have sex with my boyfriend but at night because thats when the sperms are slept. ........ Like Oh Rly?
