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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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5 RepliesTeacher: "what's the capital of China" Student: "C?" Teacher: *bangs head on whiteboard*
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8 RepliesNot during school but just after. Was taking the SAT about 3 weeks ago, and the proctors had to SING THE ALPHABET to get people to move in line. Keep in mind that these people are juniors and seniors in high school. There was another area open so they yelled, "If your name starts with D-F, please move over!" Nothing. " If your last name starts with D-F, please move over!" Nothing. Then they proceed to sing "D,E,F,G" and a horde of about 50 people move over and go up in the line. I looked at them and said under my breath, "None of you are going to college."
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[quote]"Mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell"[/quote]
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14 RepliesMy 8th grader just heard a girl in school announce she would vote for Hillary the loon simply because she was female. My son told the girl she was an idiot. My son is awesome and will get a prize.
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We were doing a fund raiser thing for our school. The guy doing the pitch is like, "Say it with me, everybody! The more we sell, the more we win! The more we sell, the more we win! THE MORE WE SELL THE MORE WE WIN!" Me and my friends were just trying to stop ourselves from laughing, but we couldn't we were reprimanded for "inappropriate outbursts" thereafter.
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6 Replies>random grill in science class >says she doesn't believe there were things on earth before humans >science teacher (my favorite one) pulls out a fossil >grill "it feels fake" >me and teacher facepalm
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4 RepliesEdited by Crucifix: 10/15/2015 7:40:44 PMIn 5th grade: Some girl who was from Japan and spoke little English asked the science teacher "which animals are spicy?". Another religious girl said earth was the center of the universe and no other life or planets exist. Then she read a science fiction book and then believed in aliens. She made a "theory" that people in real life went to Mars on a super secret rocket trip and that one women on Mars gave birth to a giant worm creature which gave birth to more humans.
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In 7th grade science someone asked will Washington and Canada ever meet?
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Talking about viscosity for the first time in science. Kid- oh! I know velocity! /\ I This wasn't a typo for people who don't know what viscosity is.
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Once I made a joke that "penguins didn't exist until Morgan Freeman narrated March of the Penguins", I was met with "That isn't true, is it?".
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4 Replies[quote]I hate people who use big words to make themselves sound more photosynthesis [/quote] That killed a few of my brain cells
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1 Reply16 year old girl in Geography: "Isn't Germany in Africa?"
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Wasn't the Martian based on a true story?
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23 RepliesWhy is it that teenage girls appear to be statistically less intelligent than teenage guys?
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5 RepliesDumb ass girl: Weren't Hitler and Stalin allies?
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13 Replies"My dad just died of a stroke. He is in the hospital on life support" Me: ...
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3 RepliesA girl in my Algebra 2 class once forgot how to count to ten after reaching the number 4.
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2 Replies"You can't shit in the urinal"
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2 Replies[will refer to myself as pixie crusher in this story] History Teacher: Who's an example of a Tyrant? Pixie Crusher: -slyly raises hand- History Teacher: -notices- Anyone else? Class: -silence- History Teacher: Yes Mr. Pixie Crusher... Pixie Crusher: -clears throat- Char Aznable. Classmate: Oh god did you reference anime? Loser. History Teacher: THE RED COMET IS A MAJOR DOUCHEBAG! I'll show you all why Mr. Pixie Crusher is correct! -proceeds to play Mobile suit Gundam-
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2 RepliesTeacher-"Now, for this math problem you should've done 7 times seven eights because there are seven days in a week. If you did five it's fine, you don't need to know how long the week is." Wtf
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91 RepliesEdited by Batman: 9/22/2015 2:53:56 PMMe: Do dolphins breathe water or air? Kid: Water duuuh Me: Name one element of the atmosphere Same kid: Water Me: How many planets are there in the solar system? Same kid: I dunno I'm not a nerd Same kid: I'm so good at hacking and coding Me: Name a programming language Same kid: English Same kid: I'm so much better at drawing than everybody Me: Draw a three dimensional square *kid draws rectangle with line down the middle* Me and friends: *saying I will find you and I will kill you* Same kid: I know that quote that's from Vine Same kid: I hate Star Wars the creator should just go die Me: Do you even know the creators name? Same kid: Is it Steve? Uuuuuugh... Edit: Just recently the same kid thought Albert Einstein and Donald Trump where the same person.
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1 ReplyMe: *takes of glasses* Everyone around me: *holding up random amount of fingers* [b][i]OMG HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP WATS IT LIKE TO BE BLIND CAN I TRY YOIR GLASESS[/i][/b] me: I'm sorry I can't hear you without my glasses.
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2 RepliesThe time I had had a serious Tib Fib break in my lower leg. Had to get surgery but when I came back to school the first Question I hear is" Did it hurt". That's a question I still never get over the fact that people say it. Really grinds my gears. ( if any of you respond to me with DidIt hurt I'm not answering it)
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1 ReplyEdited by Sentinel Dan: 11/3/2015 2:18:03 AMWasn't the M4 the gun we used in WWII. Face palm. This was in 10th grade
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That one dumbass in every class ever... "What about today's pop quiz"?
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6,000 comment. I should feel good.
