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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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Bump!
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5 Replies>Be me >6th Grade >At Lunch >Sitting with friends >Random Tard appears at table >whatever.jpg >start talking about something >moves onto religion topic for some reason >Tard listening very closely >talk about Jesus >Tard breaks out screaming >"[b][i][u]IS JESUS IN SPACE?[/u][/i][/b] >wat
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5 Replies"Nuh uh! Narwhals aren't real!" The sad thing is there were maybe five people in the class who also thought this, and even after extensive proof from the rest of the class they were still convinced they didn't exist. This was 8th grade
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Edited by superkid3602: 8/20/2015 2:52:11 AMSome girl said sophomore year, "Can you catch a computer virus?" Same girl: "Did you have to buy new clothes when you switched schools?" Same girl: "God didn't die on the cross for us for no reason.."
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5 RepliesCan you touch the sun if you have gloves? 5th grade *Facepalm
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7 RepliesEdited by Thaowel: 8/20/2015 2:33:33 AMmy balls can make your voice drop are you -blam!-ing serious
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I heard once the the capital of North America was usa
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2 RepliesOne time some kid said that swimming wasn't [i]invented[/i] in the 16th century
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1 Reply"Do you speak mexicanese?"
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3 RepliesBlind seeing eye dogs were actually blind
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Third grade Learning how to multiply. Girl doesn't know what 3 + 1 even is Fifth grade Hey can I copy your math answers I'm too lazy to do this worksheet girl again (not the same one)
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This kid said it was nuclear warfare when the Spanish gave the Mexicans blankets with small pox. The same kid also said he was a part of 23 jump street as an excuse for being late to class.
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middle school 7th grade. Geography. had some girl ask how to spell Wisconsin. Funny thing is.. that's the state she's in!!
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"Is it gay if a guy and a girl do an*l"
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9th grade honors history, talking about nationalism, and some girl in class keeps accidentally calling Canada "Canadia"
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3 RepliesFirst day of highschool two girls were fighting one said to the other "why are you mad at me I only slept with your boyfriend."
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This girl a few years ago (5th Grade) was probably the dumbest kid in our class. We were doing multiplication tables and she struggled on the 0's *facepalm* Then it was about 2 days until school ended and she got caught playing Boob-Tap (a game for horny teenagers) and got detention. I later found out she was a lesbian (her friends told us) and I was like [i]That Explains It.[/i]
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1 ReplyEdited by Masaking7: 8/15/2015 12:02:56 AMThe name John can be spelled jhon.
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"That state has alot of crops, right? Like fish and stuff?"
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"Alaska isn't a state, if Alaska was a state, we'd have 51!" I shit you not this was in goddamn high school too.
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Can we have class outside???(for the 1000th time) - Every high school student ever
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4th grade teacher: "when baby's smile their not really happy, its just their facial muscles getting use to moving around" thats not even true, and even it it was why would you tell kids that depressing news
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One kid asked my history teacher if Buffalo meat is spicy. I couldn't bring myself to correct him.
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I was in class the teacher was working out a problem when she did all but there was one more thing to solve it 10+7, and then the teacher picked the dumbest student she sat there in silents for 3 minutes. The entire class was just watching her and then she said 16.
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Theres 57 states because Obama said so!
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