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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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2 RepliesA pilot come to my school I ask about some plane mechanic Then my friend say "You know why plane can fly?" "Why?" "Because it has metal" Its 11th grade
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15 RepliesI've heard a lot of stupid shit in my high school years, but the dumbest I've ever heard was: 'Where does the sun go at night?' 'It turns into the moon, I think' 'Oh. that makes sense, they Iook like they're the same size' I was in shock the rest of that day
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You will use Geometry and calculus in the real world.
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4 RepliesCan you set the ocean on fire?
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3 RepliesSometimes I feel I'm the only intelligent one in my class. Girl in my class in Physics: "the guy who invented gravity must have been such a loser"
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3 RepliesI heard once that Earth orbits the sun. Ahahaha. How stupid?
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"Isn't poland a city in germany?" Good job,random girl in social studies.good job.
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8 Replies2 things both happened this year. -During a geography bee (it's like a spelling bee but with maps and stuff, I know it's stupid) The question was: Where is India? Europe or Asia, the girl said Europe and hasn't heard the end of it yet. -All the "popular" kids chose to stop at 21 for the push up test in gym.
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5 RepliesWhen was the War of 1812?
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5 RepliesI got an 80% on a math test on which I got all the questions correct. Teacher's explanation? "You didn't show your work." -blam!- you Ms. Lewis. Even better: "Oh, looks like you got all the answers wrong, but at least you showed your work. 95% for you!"
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23 RepliesMy AP Bio teacher doesn't know I'm a vegan, and likes to rant about veganism to the class all of the time. One time, he said "The best vegans are the ones that eat from a beehive." Vegans don't eat anything from bees. XD He also goes on and on about how bad meat and cheese is, but how you can eat it in moderation and be fine. But he absolutely shames all vegetarians. He's probably just mad because we're much less likely get cancer and heart disease.
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2 Replies7th grade I was in Spanish class. I was talking Teacher told me if I didn't want to learn Spanish then I should leave Didn't want to learn Spanish left got in trouble.
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1 ReplyBump.
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I ded et for teh lulz
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7 RepliesHad a kid try to explain to me how a crazy person hijacked a space shuttle and was going to blow up the sun. I swear I have never hit my head so hard before.
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So, no joke, ranked #3 person in my class was in American History. We were talking about the Mayflower and pilgrims and such. And she raises her hand, and asks "How did they have enough gas to cross the ocean? It's huuuuuge." And Everybody was laughing so hard.
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"Pick a number between one and ten. Whoever is closer wins." "One!"
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2 RepliesYou know the 'what's the capital of Thailand? Then hit you in the balls' joke? Some guy tried saying that to my friend, but he said China. My friend then answered "Beijing..?" And the joke was ruined.
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2 Replies"What's USA?" [spoiler]pronounced oosa[/spoiler]
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You know the 'wags
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Girl:My family has a tiger in our house. Me: Oh ok. [spoiler]SHE KNOW THEY DON'T HAVE A TIGER AND IF YOU DO YA STUPID.[/spoiler]
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17 RepliesEdited by TheChimichanga: 5/1/2015 5:02:56 AMI wasn't in school, but I heard to high school age girls talking: Girl 1: [i]I don't know why we have to read this book[/i] Girl 2: [i]What book?[/i] Girl 1: [i]This diary of some Jewish girl in some war. She, like, wrote it after the war. It was so stupid they hid in a closet or something for a couple of days[/i]
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2 Replies"Wasn't the civil war between North America and South America Oh I wonder if Brazil one cause they are so good at basketball"-Unathletic Over protected white girl The teacher slammed her head into the white board and everyone face desked
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1 ReplyFreshman year in integrated science the kid sitting next to me asked "If you go into a black hole do you go back to like... dinosaur times" I really just wanted to smack the stupid out of him
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Hahahah *facedesk* you sir win 100 internets!
