Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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Narwhals aren't real. The sad thing is that about a 5th of the class agreed that narwhals aren't real. It ended up being a huge debate made all the more frustrating by the fact that no amount of information or photos could convince them.
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Some tard I know who recently became a PC elitist explained why he hated Destiny.... [spoiler]He said "I'm not playing Destiny until the loot cave comes back. It's just stupid that they're making you do all that extra work to get good gear."[/spoiler]
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Edited by Hawx: 7/17/2015 6:09:34 PMHe:"The sun isn't a star,it's a sun dumbass" Me:"Somebody gimme a astronomy book.I need to beat some knowledge into him" Someone actually gave me a book
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Edited by Kenshin216: 8/2/2015 12:03:00 PMMaybe not "heard" but saw. Back in my 10th grade Biology class another student & myself didn't know an answer to a question on the test so we both put "I don't know". My friends was in French while I wrote mine in Spanish. He had his marked as correct, while mine was marked wrong. -__- To this day that teacher is in my top 2 worst I've had, screw you Mr (Tariskamesh? It was something like that) Kumar wherever you are today! As for something I heard: "White people eat/like mac n cheese!?" (Happened in the same Biology class too go figure.) I guess that's what happens when I was 1 of the 5 white students in the school lol.
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This is a forum post this guy is an idiot https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/142125626/0/0
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11th grade Spanish Girl says if "if you have sex with a Mexican (any race but she said Mexican) doesnt that make you part Mexican.... Whole room bust out laughing including teacher. Girl kills herself after school! [spoiler]jk on the last part[/spoiler]
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Edited by Finky Bean: 7/29/2015 2:53:06 AM"Were the Africans always poor, or is this recent?" "Who were the Nazís?" "Was Rome part of the Roman Empire?"
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Black kid walks by chanting "It's Tray von Martin day!!!" Wanted to punch her in the ducking throat
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I had a substitute teacher in my class. When he called my friend "Abhik" (which is the right way of saying it), Abhik tells him it's pronounced "Ack." The sub actually believed him.
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One day I was texting my friend who just got his phone and texts no-one (middle school) Him: (something I forget) Me: Idk Him: What's Idk? Me: I don't know Him: Imma Go Search it Up
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Dumb kid: How many states are there? Me: Obviously there are r 51. (LeL) Dumb kid: Really? Oh, I knew that. Me: Kid ur dumb. There r really 53. Dumb kid: Oh yeah Lel
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My teacher asked a student where the UK is on a map. Even though we live in the UK, she pointed at Russia as where we live. The worst part is the map had the countries names on!
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"There were no submarines in WWI" This was from a teacher with a history major....
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some chick asked if asia was in in japan and was being serious
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There was this girl named Lyndsay. I had her for Algebra 2. One day she attempted to count to 10; she forgot what came after 7. I'm not even sure how she managed to make it to 12th grade.
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Edited by el_paisa2001: 7/21/2015 10:42:50 PMI Love You So Much Were Never Breaking Up [spoiler]10 Min Later Breakup Cuz The Guy Was Watching Porn[/spoiler]
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"Trigonometry will help you in the future"
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"The world is flat" this was said from a science teacher
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Edited by Urban Shade: 8/14/2015 12:16:00 PMTalking about WW2 some girl asked "the Germans defeated the N.A.Z.I.'s right?" I just laughed silently in the back of the class. (Had to type it like that)
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My entire class believed i was homeschooled
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"Stephen Hawking is the skater, right?"
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"Math is essential because you won't have a calculator on your pocket the rest of your life" Every math teacher ever
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How do you spell camera? [spoiler]The person who said this was going into freshman year.[/spoiler]
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Edited by CarolineChaos: 6/30/2015 7:45:55 PMPeople on the Facebook @ school " happy 2015 birthday earth, can't believe it's been two thousand and fifteen years since you existed."
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The words aren't exact, but... "I don't need education. I'll get rich from YouTube! Playing Minecraft and making money is easy and a lot better than other jobs!" That was in 10th grade.
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A pilot come to my school I ask about some plane mechanic Then my friend say "You know why plane can fly?" "Why?" "Because it has metal" Its 11th grade