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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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Anytime someone yealls "YOLO!" or "SWAG!"
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4 RepliesPeople who say n----, savage, bruh, bae, or anything like that
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2 RepliesEdited by Jaybird III: 8/28/2015 10:39:58 PMTeacher: "Which celestial body has more gravity? The Earth or the Moon?" Girl: "uhhh" Teacher: "Okay, which one has more mass?" Girl: "I don't know." Teacher: "Which one is bigger?" Girl: "The Moon?"
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2 RepliesEdited by death kill63: 8/28/2015 11:22:25 AMSome one called me dumb and spelled it dome
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Edited by I ThreeBones I: 8/31/2015 5:00:55 AMdidn't humans evolve for bears?
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Why does water stay on the ground?
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Mine was from a teacher: did you guys finish the homework? [spoiler]lmao in a class of 20 no one did it! Boy he was pissed.[/spoiler]
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Necrobump
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"You'll actually use this later in life."
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9 Replies"An Uzi has more firepower than an M249 SAW." Kek.
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3 RepliesEdited by Sloob, Grinder of Balls: 7/15/2015 7:12:03 AM>be me >religion class >freshman. >teacher pulls out yard stick >"don't make me use mr. Slappy" -teacher >lolwat.jpg >proceed to make mr. slappy jokes every time question is asked
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"Hi, my name is Jay." [spoiler]My nickname is Jay.[/spoiler]
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No one has ever reached the top of Everest
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6 RepliesThis isnt school but one time i was at an airport with my grandpa and im like i need to take a piss and he screams "NO THATS HOW YOU GET AIDS YOU JACKASS"
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4 RepliesComing from the same kid in the same period... "Dinosaurs didn't exist" "The earth was created 3000 years ago" And while we were looking right at it... "Saturn isn't real" He wasn't joking either. I'm serious.
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16 RepliesEdited by RubenSargasm: 4/12/2015 11:26:47 PMHater: "Dude you're stupid! Even Albert Einstein proved the existence of God!" Me: "Oh really? An agnostic proving God's existence? Tell me how." Hater: "E=mc*squared*"
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2 Replies"Do pigeons have brains?" - girl from school 9th grade
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11 RepliesI was in business class when I overhear this girl say,"OMG I hate my dad! When he went to buy my iPhone 5C he got me a yellow and white one! I wanted the pink and blue one! Gosh!" She was angry at her father for purchasing the wrong color iPhone. Two of them, to be exact.
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Guy in my sisters 8th grade geography class put Jamaica in China on their maps they had to label... Mfw
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It was apparently from myself... We were shouting some stuff like youre shit out of the Window. And then apparently there is a teacher going to the s chool [spoiler]i didnt know the teacher because this was on a new school (7th grade and stuff[/spoiler] anyway i shoutet Big Fat Tits to that teacher. After that lessin she came into the classroom and said [i][u]WHO DA -blam!- SHOUTED THAT[/u][/i] i was so embarrassed lol
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"Hey the Confederate flag is part of my heritage!!!!!!" [spoiler]person never visited/lived in south[/spoiler] *Aggressive Facedesking*
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My friend was looking up things about our solar system (for a class project) and a girl turned to him and said "Are you some sort of genius?". She was serious.
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12 RepliesEdited by mastermeow213: 4/16/2015 12:39:11 AMAnd In 4th grade I got in trouble for writing a letter to master chief. [spoiler]chief is proud.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI've realised that a lot of these things are coming out of girls mouths
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In science some girl said "Is it called dark matter because it comes out at night?"
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3 RepliesEdited by Drifty Ogre: 7/19/2015 3:32:54 PMGirl: is poop alive? Also, Girl: do cells get married And, Teacher: we need to have faith, trust, and... Girl: PIXIE DUST!!!!! All same seventh grade girl.
